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Infinity on high*
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June 5, 2013 5:24am UTC

In third grade this kid got into trouble for saying 'be free my n.iggas' when we realeased the butterflies.

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yourcool
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June 7, 2013 7:26pm UTC

don't try to tell me that hungry is not
an emotion because i feel that sh.t in my soul

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pshawi
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June 7, 2013 10:51pm UTC

I don't go crazy.
I am crazy.
I just go normal
from time to time.

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StormForceHeart
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June 9, 2013 4:09am UTC

if you close your
EYES DOES IT FEEL LIKE NOTHING CHANGED?

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Livelovemusic11
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June 9, 2013 8:15pm UTC

Woman belong in the kitchen.
Men belong in the kitchen.
Everyone belongs in the kitchen.
The kitchen has food.

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lithium*
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June 11, 2013 6:19pm UTC

Do you ever wonder how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only in your appearance but in the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself?
I'd probably be described like"...And then there's this as.shoIe.."

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KeepFighting
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June 12, 2013 12:15am UTC

She paints a pretty picture,but the story has a twist,
her paint brush is a razor and her canvas is her wrist,
she paints her pretty picture in a color that's blood red while using her sharp
paint brush she ends up finally dead her pretty pictures fading quite slowly on her arn
the blood is not racing through her she can no longer do harm she painted her pretty picture
but her picture had a twist you see her mind was her razor and her heart was her wrist.

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dolph*
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June 12, 2013 2:03pm UTC

friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
me: crocs
me: auto play on witty user's profiles
me: when po.rn appears on your screen randomly while someone is behind you
me: flies
me: bad grammar
me: being ignored all your life
me: you

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
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June 15, 2013 3:21pm UTC

You have to pick between
being the stars that everyone
gazes at during the night,
or the sun that everyone
is blinded by because of
how it radiates the whole sky.
( tumblr )

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DeathOfASon
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June 15, 2013 10:24pm UTC

Search Images Mail Drive Calendar Sites Contacts Mobile More»
Google
How many sand on a beach
...idk many 10 or 11 sand
format by aellyniq

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p0kemon
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June 16, 2013 10:23am UTC

Me: Hi, can I get a caramel frappuccino?
Starbucks Guy: Sure, Name?
Me: esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez

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haynaww_17
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June 16, 2013 10:24am UTC

Dad: You're up early
Me:
Dad: You never went to sleep did you

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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June 16, 2013 8:02pm UTC

Friend: Any song can be sad if you try hard enough.
Me: Where do we come from?
Me: Where do we go?
Me: Where do we come from?
Me: *tear slowly streams down face*
Me: *dramatically* cotton eye joe

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Soup2434
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June 17, 2013 11:08am UTC

*almost chokes on food* *keeps eating*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Mischief_Managed_
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June 17, 2013 9:53pm UTC

My friend sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
I have never been more distraught in my entire life.

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GoldenStateOfMind
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June 18, 2013 11:06am UTC

I keep the things
you wrote for me
locked inside a
tiny box in my heart
to remind me on
my loneliest days
that you once
loved me back

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dolph*
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June 18, 2013 3:07pm UTC

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half
so you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do.

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