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* Cait *
posted a quote
September 14, 2014 2:27pm UTC

I hate this.
When he's all that I can think about.
When just seeing him in the hall makes me so happy.
When, at the end of the day, I know I'll never have him.

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Live2Run2Live*
posted a quote
September 14, 2014 11:41pm UTC

I've never been so heartbroken in my life.

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ask_me_anything
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 10:56pm UTC

movie: "Moooooooother.Knows.Best." Me: NO RAPUNZEL ITS ALL A LIE! DONT BELLIEVE THAT WOMAN!<3

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melovinglife13
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July 30, 2011 6:08pm UTC

The truth may set you free, but it can also beat the crapout of someone.♥-nmq

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Me: *is sick*
Me: *blows nose & blood comes out*
Little Brother: OH MY GOD YOUR HAVING YOUR PERIOD THROUGH YOUR NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams*

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vanessacp3
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:29pm UTC

CookieDoughFormats
THAT
AWKWARD
MOMMENT♥
when a teacher's butt is in your face and you're just like...
o.O
Format by Cookiedoughformats
my qoute

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:40pm UTC

I tripped on my sister's bra
i g u e s s y o u c o u l d s a y i t w a s a b o o b i e t r a p .
oh em gee guise im so funny.

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WhoThatGirl
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:09pm UTC

*First day of school thoughts*
Me: I wonder who's in my class!
Me: *walks in*
Me: AW HELL NAW

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ihatelove333
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August 24, 2012 9:20pm UTC

click to see this quote

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 9:31pm UTC

person: You know whose beautiful? say the first word again.
Me: The first word again...
person: Yeah say it.
Me: It.
Person: Gosh jesus im just trying to be cute.

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EnchantedToBeFearless
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 11:10am UTC

Operator: "9-1-1 please hold."
Me: "Okay. Wait, stop stabbing me for a sec."
Murderer: "K."

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 3:15pm UTC

My mon I have a headache.
Sister 1: I have a backache.
Sister 2: I have cramps.
Me: I have chocolate cravings.
My dad: I have a business trip.

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Anthony96
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 2:32pm UTC

Looking at old text messages,
and wishing it happened all over again.

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LexieLove
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 11:25am UTC

Ken: I love you!
Barbie: ....
Ken: Don't you love me?
Barbie: Have you SEEN the new One Direction Dolls?

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Anthony96
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 2:28pm UTC

Seeing you for just 3 seconds
would make my day.

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Megoz7
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 3:10pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when someone skinnier than you says 'I'm so fat.' and you just stand there like ummm......

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 3:12am UTC

If someone tells you you're not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they can have a great view of your fabulous ass.
-Miley Cyrus

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 3:49pm UTC

My mind is like Hollister.
A dark place but filled with hot boys.~

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 9:10pm UTC

understanding my
emotions
Happiness ( i just ate )
Sadness (i want more food)
Anger (give me more food)
Curiousity (where is the food?)
Contentment (i ate all the food)
Fear (will there be more food?)
.
NOT MY FORMAT

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 12:30pm UTC

Last night at a party,
my best friend told me he was
GAY.
He expected me to
walk out of his life.
But i didnt.
instead i laughed and said
thank god...now i have less
competition.
he smiled and we spent the rest of the night
finding him hot guys to hit on.
true story :)

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