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January 8, 2014 4:26pm UTC

People: Omg you wore that shirt the other day
Me :Yeah, well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine

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Eli22b
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February 6, 2013 3:09pm UTC

It's official,
I have plans for Valentines day.
Dentist appointment: 4:00 PM

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Waffle
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January 25, 2013 6:00pm UTC

I think its time to shave my legs
"MOTHER, FETCH THE LAWN MOWER"

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jimmy365
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January 27, 2013 12:13pm UTC

i was in line at target
just trying to buy some
ice cream and this
baby was screaming its soul out.
Anyways, the mom turned
around and looked
me straight in the eyes with the
most monotone voice and said
“birth control….
Use birth control…”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
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January 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC

do you ever
make a huge scene
and then march off to your bedroom but
eventually you get hungry and you
feel like you can’t leave your room because you
want to prove a point or something
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Cammie
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April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC

"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 4:45pm UTC

I would be
an awful parent.
My kid would say
“I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
“I feel you”

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happiest*
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January 27, 2014 2:10pm UTC

have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

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sleepy*
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January 20, 2014 8:06am UTC

have you ever just cried because you’re you

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happiest*
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January 23, 2014 4:11pm UTC

It is terrifying to think that one day you will trust somebody enough to let them see you naked. You will undress and remind them that you’ve stretch marks and birth marks and scars from having chicken pox when you were little and scars from all of the other things now. You will blush thousands of shades of red, painting yourself as a rose losing its petals. And that person - that person will take it all in. And I wonder if they will reassure you. But mostly, I wonder if they will even see anything worth reassuring you about. I hope they see each freckle on your back as if it’s a star and you are the whole universe to them

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