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  1. lettherainhideyourtears lettherainhideyourtears
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    When girls hack each others facebook: OMG like I luv *insert name here* soooo f**king much and she is beeautiful and just soo prettyy and reallyy hawt like oh my gawd you guyys need to go and talk to her and likee all her photos and just luuv her for mee! Oh here's her numberrr so all the guyss can call her upp: *insert # here* OH AND THIS WAS TOTALLY NOT HAAACKED OKAYY?!
    When guys hack each others facebook: I'm gay.

  2. ashleesauder ashleesauder
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    that moment when you walk into a spider web
    and suddenly turn into a karate master.

  3. Tynisha* Tynisha*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

  4. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Helen Keller
    I hope you all like the haircut I gave Miley Cyrus.
    6 hours ago ·1 comment · 10 Likes
    Stevie Wonder I can't see but I think Edward Scissorhands would have
    done better.
    5 hours ago ago · 15 Likes

  5. paramoreforever paramoreforever
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Mom: Is there anything you don't know about that band?
    Me: Yeah.... their phone numbers but I'm working on it.

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Pick her up
    and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
    She'll scream and fight you,
    but secretly, she'll love it.
    Hold her hand while you talk.
    Hold her hand when you drive.
    Just hold her hand.
    Tell her she looks pretty.
    Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
    Protect her.
    Tell her stupid jokes.
    Tickle her, even when she says stop.
    When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
    Let her fall asleep in your arms.
    Get her mad, then kiss her.
    Tease her and let her tease you back.
    Kiss her on the cheek.
    Kiss her on the forehead.
    Just kiss her.
    Let her wear your clothes.
    Go slow.
    Don't push anything.
    When you fall in love with her, tell her.

  7. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    & I wonder how you react when my
    name comes up in a conversation.

  8. chloesquotes chloesquotes
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    people don't
    Your 90% of the reason
    I wake up in the morning.
    The other 10percent is because I got to pee.

  9. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    If you think the 'old Disney' is Hannah Montana,
    you need punched in the face.

  10. Louiiis Louiiis
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment,
    when your crush ask's you who your crush is.

  11. peacelovedream peacelovedream
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    I am truely afraid that
    everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and awful and theyre pretending to be my friend and its all part of some big joke

  12. pandas_go_rawr pandas_go_rawr
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    Forget about One Direction for a minute, do any of you like other British/Irish boyband, The Wanted?
    NMF

  13. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    The ocean gets its saltiness
    From the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.

  14. myname22 myname22
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    We Are Teenage Girls.
    When we go home...
    Our straightened hair goes up into messy buns.
    Our makeup as been faded or smudged so we take it off.
    The fake smile vanishes into what we really feel.
    Our brand new shirt changes into our favorite old sweater.
    Our skinny jeans are traded for sweatpants or pajamas.
    Our Uggs are kicked off to reveal our fuzzy socks.
    When we go home..
    You wouldn't recognize us.

  15. sweetperfection4911 sweetperfection4911
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    Favorite Disney Singers:
    Demi Lavato
    Selena Gomez
    Miley Cyrus
    Timon & Pumba

  16. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    I'm selfish?
    b/tch, please.
    i share my husbands with half the female population.

  17. Nathannn Nathannn
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    The mini heart attack
    you have when your foot slides down one stair. ♥

  18. Niidee Niidee
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    We have ALL waited behind a
    door to scare someone then
    leaving because they're taking too
    long to come out.

  19. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:28pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    HAKUNA
    MATATA

  20. TimothyJames TimothyJames
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    So I'm A Guy,
    And I want a girl, who will just lay down with me and
    cuddle while watching eachothers favourite movies

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