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  1. MaxieTofu MaxieTofu
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2021 6:23pm UTC
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    I feel myself falling, like I always do. I can't do this anymore.

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  2. Cuppy Cuppy
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2017 7:02am UTC
    ​Make Witty Great Again
    lol
    About 5 years ago, this site was amazing. There were so many people and so many new quotes. So much interaction and all types of quality posts. Does anyone want to turn witty into a better site? It's a bit dead now. We need to invite more people, as many as you can, favorite and comment quotes, and post quality stuff (with all sorts of emotions) more frequently.

  3. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2015 7:31pm UTC
    it's a mistake
    TO CONFUSE
    PITY WITH LOVE.

  4. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2015 10:19pm UTC
    One Direction Update
    10/24/15 10:20 PM EDT
    Hey guys! Not too much going on today. The boys had the day off! As far I as know, the only one who was seen was Niall. He was in London at a Rugby match. Louis was also on the XF today! It was pre-recorded but if you didn't know, Simon had Louis as his guest for judges houses this year!
    Tomorrow's Tour Info: The boys head to Newcastle for the first of 3 nights at Metro Radio Arena!
    This Day In 1D History: http://thisdayin1dhistory.tumblr.com/post/131804367514/this-day-in-1d-history-october-24
    Rumors: None
    Links: Niall today: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSH-BU8UwAAgPPW.jpg
    Harry with a fan yesterday: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSBSp19XAAA9-Ys.jpg

  5. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2015 10:30am UTC
    your dream is not impossible.
    do not let matters such as dollars and distance discourage you. yes, they are obstacles, but they can be overcome.
    you have to have courage, you have to have faith.
    do not be intimidated by people who have achieved your dream already, who seemed to have achieved your dream with ease while you cannot get past step one. that was their journey. this is your journey. do not compare your journey to those of others. everyone moves at their own pace, and whether yours is fast or slow, you will reach the end. i promise you.
    don't give up. just believe. be positive. it will take you a long way.

  6. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2015 9:19am UTC
    I''m not looking for someone to live with, i'm looking for someone who i wont live without.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2014 5:05am UTC
    “By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right,
    he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.”
    — Charles Wadsworth

  9. RIP RIP
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 5:53am UTC
    6 REASONS
    why BACON is better than true love
    #1
    True love only happens once in a lifetime....
    Bacon can happen seven times a day, if you want it to
    #2
    You can keep bacon in the fridge to keep it good...
    true love you cannot put in the fridge
    #3
    Love is fleeting, but bacon stays in your arteries for all eternity
    #4
    It will always be there for you
    #5
    Bacon won't divorce you over a little misunderstanding
    #6
    Bacon does NOT NAG or COMPAIN

  10. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 1:42am UTC
    KNOWS YOU'RE BORED DURING BREAK
    LETS YOU USE IMAGES IN QUOTES

  11. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 9:23am UTC
    "wanna hang out? when are you free?"
    i'm never free, £50 per hangout

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 2:21pm UTC
    does anyone know why a camera pops up every time you fave a quote?
    like is that an april fool's joke or should i be actually concerned.

  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 8:53pm UTC
    is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 3:16pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you make eye contact with someone through the crack in the bathroom stall

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 2:38pm UTC
    once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. hemmo1996* hemmo1996*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    Mum: "Come here now!"
    Me: *Shuts down laptop, sprints over desk and out of bedroom, swims the Atlantic Ocean, climbs Mount Everest, jumps over multiple cars to get to her*
    Mum: "Pass me that thing that I don't actually need literally 2 feet away from me"

  18. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    I'm currently sitting in a lecture theatre and we're learning about html coding.
    I don't even need to learn this stuff but listening to some people gasp with amazement about how to emphasise text... it's pretty hilarious.

  19. Señor Vidbot* Señor Vidbot*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:16pm UTC
    testing 12345678

  20. takemetoneverland* takemetoneverland*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 11:44pm UTC
    All that is gold does not glitter,
    Not all those who wander are lost;
    The old that is strong does not wither,
    Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
    From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
    A light from the shadows shall spring;
    Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
    The crownless again shall be king."
    -J.R.R. Tolkien

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