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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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justkiddiing
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January 8, 2014 9:25pm UTC

Heroes only come in three kinds:
dead, damaged or dubious.

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_Jannette
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December 29, 2013 8:39pm UTC

I DONT EVEN REMEMBER LIKE 85% OF 2013
© Jannette's format

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rebecca*
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June 15, 2013 6:04pm UTC

I 'LL SPEND THE REST
//////////OF MY TIME\\\\\\\\\\
laughing hard with the windows down,
LEAVING FOOTPRINTS ALL OVER TOWN,
keeping faith, karma comes around.
I WILL SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE
catching my breath.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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June 28, 2013 9:55pm UTC

Karma is when you throw
a banana peel
on Mario Kart
and
you run over it.

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BittersweetMemories
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October 29, 2013 9:14pm UTC

& baby, how does it feel realizing you
threw away a diamond for a rock?
Karma's a b.i.t.c.h. sweetheart(;

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Vinita*
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November 26, 2013 2:40pm UTC

Dad: I lost my beltMe: Its karma for all those times that you threatened to beat us with a beltDad: I just found it! Now what were you saying?

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Carla Crahan.*
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December 8, 2013 6:36pm UTC

You are the Suicide of my Silence, the Asking of my Alexandria.
(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

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Carla Crahan.*
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December 8, 2013 6:27pm UTC

They twerk, but WE MOSH.
(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

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Carla Crahan.*
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December 8, 2013 6:42pm UTC

Please, let me be the Symphony of your Destruction♥
(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

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Ninja918
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December 21, 2013 10:02am UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
Deleting All Memories
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macey123
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December 21, 2013 12:28pm UTC

when a b*icth is rude to you
you just want to kick her

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Reid*
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December 21, 2013 10:56am UTC

don't--expect anything
>>> and never be disappointed ☆

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Celeste*
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December 20, 2013 10:18pm UTC

You can be my It Girl , you're my biggest hit girl <3

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Vinita*
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December 20, 2013 11:35pm UTC

If only you knew
how deep you stabbed me

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*Cards Against Humanity*
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December 21, 2013 7:24am UTC

'NO PARTY LIKE A PEWDIEPIE PARTY'

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Baberz145
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December 21, 2013 9:26am UTC

I LOVE GAY PEOPLE :)

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TeenDefinition
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December 21, 2013 10:25am UTC

lisztomania
(n.) the need to listen to music all the time

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TeenDefinition
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December 21, 2013 10:32am UTC

philophobia
(n.) the fear of falling or being in love

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Vinita*
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December 20, 2013 9:45pm UTC

All I want for Christmas,Is a life sizedgingerbread houseIs that too much to ask for?

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