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  1. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    *Me and my boyfriend sitting together*Friends: Dudeeeeee I'm totally going to bring mistletoe for you guys tomorrow.

  2. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    Guy in my class:What did your boyfriend get you for Christmas?Or did he take something from you?Did he take your v*rginity?

  3. helloitslexi helloitslexi
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 12:46am UTC
    Why did the cucumber blush?
    because he saw the salad dressing


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Picturesque Wonderland.* Picturesque Wonderland.*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 8:30am UTC
    Merry Christmas, ya' filthy animal.
    And a Happy New Years.

  6. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Why
    did I expect something so
    silly / simplistic / stupid
    to ring true?

  7. notworthsaving notworthsaving
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 10:45pm UTC
    People change like seasons.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:28am UTC
    it really sucks being the ugly quiet
    rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

  9. xxcandycakesxx xxcandycakesxx
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    Guys,
    It's less than a week to Christmas,
    And I have never felt less Christmassy.
    Ever.


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:45am UTC
    if you're not pumped for the holidays
    then you're feliz navidead to me.

  12. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    I do n't like to judge people but if your grammar is bad,
    I'm sorry but you asked for it.

  13. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 9:48am UTC
    I hate how you're just born
    out of nowhere,
    forced to go to school,
    forced to get an education,
    forced to get a job,
    What if I wanted to be a Cat?!

  14. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 8:45am UTC
    but I'm not an inspration
    I am a warning sign
    I am what you don't want your kids to be

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:00am UTC
    i blog because i didn't
    get enough attention as a child

  16.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    oh please let this smoke
    make me forget about everything. ♥

  17. Parrotfish* Parrotfish*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    I don't think you understand.
    » theres nowhere left to turn Walls keep breaking.
    nmf


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Picturesque Wonderland.* Picturesque Wonderland.*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    You broke my heart. Now I'm going to break something of yours.

  20. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 9:01am UTC
    I'M SO SICK
    of worrying that you're gonna quit over anything...

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