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*Cards Against Humanity*

Status: Brofist! MAHHH! O3O

Member Since: 20 Dec 2013 05:05pm

Last Seen: 24 Dec 2013 12:02pm

Birthday: March 19

Location: Pewdies bed :D

Gender: F

user id: 376488

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No matter who I'm with.
If I see a something pig.
Even if it's a pair of socks or a birthday card.
I do Piggeh slide.
If the person who I'm with doesn't buy it for me.
I go ninja mode and shoplift Piggeh.
I <3 Piggeh
xxx 
 
  1. *Cards Against Humanity* *Cards Against Humanity*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    I came in like a wrecking ball!
    miley can I kick you in the b@lls?
    All I wanted was to burn your clothes!
    All your songs just ruin me,
    yeah they, they ruin me!

  2. *Cards Against Humanity* *Cards Against Humanity*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 4:36am UTC
    Why wear clothes when you can
    WALK AROUND IN COMFORT
    Being Naked
    Everyone enjoys it

  3. *Cards Against Humanity* *Cards Against Humanity*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 4:31am UTC
    Don't cry because it's over
    smile because it happened.

  4. *Cards Against Humanity* *Cards Against Humanity*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 4:22am UTC
    Story Time
    So my brother decided to kick me in the leg so I put my middle finger up at him cause he doesn9;t know what it means
    he runs to mum saying I punched him in the face
    Im like oh I wish
    so mum sends me to my room
    so when I get out of my room I take one of his cr@ppy batman drawings
    and burn it in front of him
    i pretend to cry and mum slaps him
    bingo

  5. *Cards Against Humanity* *Cards Against Humanity*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 4:16am UTC
    Me: *breathe*
    Mom: I am sick of your attitude young lady!

  6. *Cards Against Humanity* *Cards Against Humanity*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 4:14am UTC
    Boy: I Hate Life!
    Me: Que Sera Sera...
    Boy: What?
    Me: Pfft, armatures...

  7. *Cards Against Humanity* *Cards Against Humanity*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 4:10am UTC
    A note to all you
    NIGHTCORE
    fans out there
    Keep raving

  8. *Cards Against Humanity* *Cards Against Humanity*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 9:28am UTC
    I'd rather be
    hated
    for who I am
    then to be
    loved
    for who I'm not

  9. *Cards Against Humanity* *Cards Against Humanity*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 9:03am UTC
    SiLeNcE iS tHe
    MoSt
    PoweRfUl
    ScReAm

  10. *Cards Against Humanity* *Cards Against Humanity*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 8:58am UTC
    Having A Girlfriend
    Is A
    RESPONSIBILITY
    Not A
    PRIVELEGE
    And It's your Job To Keep A
    SMILE
    On Her
    PRETTY FACE

  11. *Cards Against Humanity* *Cards Against Humanity*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 8:53am UTC
    Control your anger
    because it is
    just one letter away from
    'danger'

  12. *Cards Against Humanity* *Cards Against Humanity*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 8:17am UTC
    Dont let your girl go to other guys about her problems.
    a shoulder to cry on,
    becomes,
    a d!ck to ride on.

  13. *Cards Against Humanity* *Cards Against Humanity*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 8:01am UTC
    After Tuesday,
    Even The Calendar Goes:
    W, T, F

  14. *Cards Against Humanity* *Cards Against Humanity*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 7:24am UTC
    'NO PARTY LIKE A PEWDIEPIE PARTY'

  15. *Cards Against Humanity* *Cards Against Humanity*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 7:03am UTC
    ThatAkwardMoment
    when your trying to watch T.V and everyone keeps slowly walking past the screen

  16. *Cards Against Humanity* *Cards Against Humanity*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 5:58am UTC
    When your trying to log onto your Facebook account and a notification pops up saying want to join Facebook? Make an account now! And your just like
    *facepalm*
    I already have facebook

  17. *Cards Against Humanity* *Cards Against Humanity*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your crush bumps into you and all you can say is
    'humana Humana Humana'

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