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Hey girlllll whatcha doin? Line from the Theme song of New Girl in case you didn't know(; ok so hi my name is Leah and I am addicted to swimming(: My bestfriends are my life like legit I love them and idk where I'd be without them. I am pretty laid back but if you start dissing my OTP I will rub my cat's claws across your face.

So this foxy box is all about my likes/interests! I'll just list as many as I can
Swimming, cats, taylor swift, one direction, nail polish (mainly lavender and baby pink), uggs, a&f, gilly hicks, hollister, Facebook, Forever 21, dEliA*s, cake, frozen yogurt, oreos, anything oreo-flavored?related, kiss 108/matty in the morning, turtles, penguins, hearts, hot chocolate, fuzzy slippers, my snuggie, the color pink, Pink (store), going to the mall, flip flops, flat irons, money, love??? I want a boyfriend someday, Temple Run, imagining having an iPhone, the beach, texting/using Kik (if you want it just ask), Kit Kats and The Legend of Korra

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turtleluv412
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:28pm UTC

Me: Oh, sh*t my parents are home early. Quick, you have to hide before they see you
Me: *closes witty*

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turtleluv412
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September 30, 2012 7:17pm UTC

On October 3rd, everyone should wear a pink shirt/outifit. We'll make a big enough scene that the media will notice and interview people at their schools. When the reporter comes and asks for your opinion on this matter, you say
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink"

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turtleluv412
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Taylor Swift saw a boy on the street yesterday
She waved to him
He didn't wave back
Guess who's writing another album
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turtleluv412
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September 13, 2012 3:48pm UTC

Me in homeroom showing my friend Robbie a picture on my phone
Me: *turns head for a quick second*
Him: Hey, Leah, what's witty?
Me: That? Oh nothing...
Him: well it must be pretty important if you have in your history log a billion times
Me:...
Him: *click* heh, you made some realy weird quo-
Me: askj,rhjsdfjasdfajSDFJ *flies across desk, karate chops air, spin-kick flips phone out of his hand, catches phone in midair*
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Class:
Teacher:
Cat:
Rug:
West Virginia:
Play-Dough:
Me: that was a mistake

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turtleluv412
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 8:36pm UTC

This is a comment I saw on YouTube from Gotye's "Somebody that I used to know"
Oh yeah, sure. When a guy gets naked and stares at folk while painted to match the wall behind him it gets called artistic but when I do it all I get is banned from Baskin Robbins. That seems fair.
128past349 7 hours ago

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turtleluv412
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August 2, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Don't get jealous when you see your Ex with someone else
Because we've been told to give our used toys to the
LESS FORTUNATE

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turtleluv412
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August 1, 2012 10:53am UTC

Roses are red. Pudding is brown. Skirts go up and pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet. And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and it starts to sag. It's not what you think; it's a Lipton tea bag.

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turtleluv412
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July 31, 2012 8:52pm UTC

To the 11 year-olds on Facebook with a relationship status as "it's complicated"
What did he do? Steal your animal crackers?
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turtleluv412
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June 28, 2012 6:27pm UTC

Dear sweatpants and hoodies,
thank you for being there for me
Sincerly,
Sexy and I know it,
Just too lazy to show it

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turtleluv412
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Today would've been my grandmother's 73rd birthday
</3

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turtleluv412
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June 13, 2012 5:55pm UTC

PHOTOS ARE JUST
MEMORIES♥
FROZEN IN TIME
format credit: MyEye6

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turtleluv412
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 5:39pm UTC

That awkward moment
when Dora has more freedom at age 6 than you do

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turtleluv412
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June 13, 2012 5:36pm UTC

Honey, if you're gonna be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty

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turtleluv412
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 5:28pm UTC

Dominos,
now made with real cheese
wtf did they use before???

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turtleluv412
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 4:20pm UTC

I'm not fat.
My body is just incapable of holding in this much personality
♥

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turtleluv412
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 4:16pm UTC

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I love my 6-pack so much
that I protect it with a layer of fat
♥

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turtleluv412
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June 11, 2012 4:58pm UTC

Now I'm not saying it's the start of the Zombie Apocalypse, but when a dude bits off another dude's face and doesn't react to getting shot... perhaps we should consider it
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turtleluv412
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 4:53pm UTC

You constantly judge others? Just tell me how perfect YOU are.

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turtleluv412
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 4:50pm UTC

What did the buffalo say when his son left for collge?
"BISON"

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turtleluv412
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June 11, 2012 4:46pm UTC

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway just to ensure that my neighbors don't talk to me

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