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turtleluv412
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June 11, 2012 4:31pm UTC

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

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turtleluv412
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June 11, 2012 4:27pm UTC

SARCASM:
Because beating the sh*t out of people is illegal

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turtleluv412
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June 11, 2012 4:24pm UTC

How much do you love me?
Look at the stars in the sky and count them all
But... it's morning
Exactly

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turtleluv412
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June 11, 2012 4:20pm UTC

If someone hates you for no reason
Then give that motherf*cker a reason

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turtleluv412
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June 11, 2012 4:18pm UTC

I don't trip
I do random gravity checks

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turtleluv412
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June 11, 2012 4:15pm UTC

Dear paranoid people looking for murderers behind their shower cutrains,
if you do find one, what's your plan?

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turtleluv412
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Sometimes
even the smallest things
take up the biggest places in your heart
~Winne the Pooh

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turtleluv412
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June 1, 2012 3:28pm UTC

They say that revenge is a dish best served cold
They also say revenge is sweet
Revenge is ice cream
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turtleluv412
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May 30, 2012 5:57pm UTC

Mom: Who are you texting?
Me: *name of boy*
Mom: ooooooohhhhhhhhh is he your boyfriend?
Me: No, mom
Mom: oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh do you like him?
Me: No, mom
Mom: Is he cute?
Me:GO AWAY MOM!!!!

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turtleluv412
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 5:22pm UTC

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You break it, you buy it
h*ll no
I break it, I slowly walk away
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turtleluv412
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 10:45am UTC

You called me a b*tch?
A b*tch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature, nature is beautiful
So thanks for the compliment ;)
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turtleluv412
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May 27, 2012 10:11am UTC

Friends are like trees
They'll fall down if you continuously hit
them with an axe
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turtleluv412
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May 27, 2012 10:00am UTC

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Google Earth gives us the opportunity to look at anything in the world
instead we look at our house

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turtleluv412
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May 12, 2012 5:18pm UTC

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If Barbie were real
She would be so malnourished that she'd be walking on all fours
Proportionally, If she were 5 feet 9 inches,her waist would be 18 inches (the same circumference as her head)
She would have no room in her torso for her organs
Her body mass would conclude that she's anorexic
SO NOW YOU KNOW, NOBODY'S PERFECT, bECAUSE, WE'D ALL BE DEAD
♥

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turtleluv412
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May 12, 2012 4:01pm UTC

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Friends are like Snowflakes
if you pee on them, they disappear

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turtleluv412
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April 3, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Dance Moms Miami premiers tongiht!
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anyone else excited?♥
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turtleluv412
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 7:31pm UTC

When I walk out the shop
Oh no
This is what I see
Peeta, stop!
Katniss Everdeen is staring at me
I got a loaf in my hand and I aun't afraid to throw it! Throw it! Throw it!
Are you done?
I'm Peeta and I know it

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turtleluv412
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April 3, 2012 4:34pm UTC

"Age is just a number"
Yeah, and jail is just a room
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turtleluv412
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 4:30pm UTC

Apparently, my 9 year-old sister knows how to say, "I'm sorry your baby sea-turtle exploded in the microwave," in sign language
makes me wonder what they're really teaching kids these days

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turtleluv412
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April 3, 2012 4:03pm UTC

What I say when...
My friend likes somebody
"you should just tell them"
I like somebody
"Nope, nope, nope!"

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