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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 3:09pm UTC

9 months before I was born ,
I went to a party with my dad, but left with my mom(;
fave if you get it(:

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 3:24pm UTC

Dear inventors of tampons,
How awkward was it for you
To explain your invention to everyone?
© ThatsSoMeee

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caitocutie
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 8:53pm UTC

Truth or Dare
Truth
Who do you like?
Dare
I dare you to tell me who you like.
You know you've done it.
-nmf-

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 3:10pm UTC

I L o v e t h a t k i d t h a t a r g u e s
with the teacher
entertains the whole class

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cheerfreak653
posted a quote
December 14, 2011 7:11pm UTC

that moment when;
your crush is guessing who you like
and the whole time you're thinking
"It's you stupid."
♥

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samxoxo2100
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November 25, 2011 2:05pm UTC

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emma21
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC

did you know you can bite off yourfinger
as easily as you bite a carrot?
but your brain is like
"no! don't eat your finger!"
and that's why you can't.

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samxoxo2100
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 5:45pm UTC

Want to bang tonight?
I meant hang, duck auto-cucumber.
God donut.
How the duck do I turn this off?
It's painful watching you struggle man.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
December 9, 2011 8:43pm UTC

Pretending to read the card
after the money falls out. ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lexiboo
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 8:51pm UTC

Did you ever notice how mr. Krabs says "mother of pearl." when something bad or disgusting happens ?
Well his daughters name is pearl & hes not with pearls mother anymore.
MIND=BLOWN

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