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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  2. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2014 6:12am UTC
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    THE
    "earth"
    WITHOUT
    "art"
    IS
    JUST
    "eh."
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎

  3. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2014 1:50am UTC
    Katherine Davis, room 303;
    SWEETEST SOUL YOU EVER COULD MEET.
    I bring her morning coffee everyday.
    She calls me Raymond,
    SHE THINKS I'M HER SON;
    tells me, "Get washed up for supper,
    before your daddy gets home."
    She goes on about the weather,
    how she can't believe
    IT'S ALREADY NINETEEN FORTY-THREE.
    She calls me Raymond,
    and that's all right by me.

  4. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    My laziness is exactly as the number 8
    If it lays down,it becomes infinite

  5. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 6:28pm UTC
    In Spanish I was on my iPad and I stood it up while on tumblr.
    I was on the website and the blue it provides acts kinda like a mirror.
    So as I was looking my eyes shifted to the blue and I saw him.
    He sits behind me in Spanish and turns out was looking at my tumblr while I was on it.
    Just then I scrolled past a quote that said "you are everything to me"
    He wasn't looking anymore so I kept scrolling.
    When he did look back though, I went back to the quote.
    He tapped me on the shoulder, leaned close, and whispered.
    "You are more than you could possibly think to me."

  6. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 12:27pm UTC
    good vibes only.

  7. mynameBSarah mynameBSarah
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 7:09pm UTC
    Some people are so poor,
    That all they have is money.

  8. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 10:31pm UTC
    i want to wake
    each morning
    in your arms
    comforted by your oddness
    seduced by your knowledge
    of my ways.
    i want to care for you.


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  10. the_An0nym0usXD the_An0nym0usXD
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 10:47pm UTC
    You could say that I'm back but then I never left in the first place...

  11. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 10:48pm UTC
    Anyone knows what happened to Giovanna Plowman (or something like that), that tampon-eating chick?

  12. ldawwg ldawwg
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 10:49pm UTC
    We all make the same mistakes,
    I don't understand why you would judge someone on a mistake you probably made yourself.

  13. KenzK16 KenzK16
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 9:08pm UTC
    i don't know
    what it is
    that makes me
    so in love
    so infatuated
    so captivated
    so fascinated
    so enchanted
    by
    you
    what
    nmq

  14. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 9:12pm UTC
    She wears denim
    wherever she goes.

  15. karla_mcc karla_mcc
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 7:05pm UTC
    If there might be a little dust on the bottle.. How can I not be fooled by what's inside? That sh*t might be old, and nasty as hell..

  16. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 7:32pm UTC
    It's like forgetting the words to your favorite song

  17. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 9:12pm UTC
    Maybe if I reblog enough beach photos on tumblr
    this whole cold, windy, and snowy thing will just vanish

  18. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 9:10pm UTC
    Now I'm speechless,
    over the edge, I'm just breathless
    I never thought that I'd catch this love bug again,
    hopeless, head over heels in the moment
    I never thought that I'd get hit
    by this love bug again.
    Please don't remove this!

  19. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 2:27pm UTC
    “To live is the rarest thing in the world.
    Most people exist, that is all.” ― Oscar Wilde

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 12:20am UTC
    I have come to the conclusion that there is NO way to eat a muffin while looking sexy.

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