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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    when you see someone flirting with the person you like,
    and they flirt back and you're just sitting there like,
    "oh..cool."

  3. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 5:29pm UTC
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  4. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    You text him ,he doesn't te xt
    back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

  5. teenqueen143 teenqueen143
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    That One Couple In School
    that everyone thinks
    is going to get married one day. ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    What I use my phone for:
    Texting, Talking & pretending that I'm texting someone when I'm in awkwards situations.

  8. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 7:05pm UTC
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  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    When a movie says
    "Based on a true story"
    It gets 100 times scarier.

  10. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    FAVORITE IF
    you met someone amazing this 2011. c:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    Did You Honestly
    expect things to go back to the way they were ?
    a f t e r a l l t h a t ?

  13. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    I wish my friend's houses
    were connected to mine, via secret tunnels.

  14. blondieeex3 blondieeex3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    I wrote swag on a sticky note, and stuck it to my light switch.
    now,
    everymorning i can wake up, and turn my swag on


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
    what
    nothing they just waved
    oh
    did you sea what I did there?
    no
    I'm shore you did.
    how do you have friends?
    don't be such a beach
    tumblr.

  17. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 11:23pm UTC
    So we ignore eachother, and pretend the other person doesn't exist, but deep down, we both know it wasn't supposed to end like this..

  18. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.
    Mind=blown

  19. you_know_you_love_me you_know_you_love_me
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    Girl: HoHoHo.
    Boy: Is santa coming?
    Girl: No, your girlfriend is.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    the amanda show:
    KYLE: "SO, THE OTHER DAY I SAW A SPIDER & I WAS LIKE,
    "ahhh! a spider!"
    and the spider was like, "ahhhh! kyle!"

:)

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