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KatieeRenee
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December 7, 2011 7:50pm UTC

PLAYBOY CALLED.
They want their shorts back.

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KatieeRenee
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 7:27pm UTC

If a tomato is a "fruit"
Then isn't ketchup technically a smoothie??

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DearBlank_PleaseBlank
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 4:21pm UTC

Dear Pillsbury,
Jusr because you write
"Do not eat raw cookie dough."
on the box doesn't mean i won't.
Sincerely,
Had a Bad Day.♥

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 8:23pm UTC

Life goes on.
Format credit: DamnnTaylerx

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 3:35pm UTC

The awkward moment
When you shout the wrong answer in class, confidently thinking
you were right
(follow me, ifollow back!!)

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 4:03pm UTC

I made a mistake
get over it

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 10:26pm UTC

credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
You can only keep things
bottled inside for so long
until you snap.

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jenniferomnom
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 7:29pm UTC

What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They
just waved.

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Coconut_Lipgloss
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 5:59pm UTC

I remember when my bestfriend,
was all shy and innocent and quiet,
i created a monster.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 9:57pm UTC

click to see this quote

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HabiiBa
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 5:26am UTC

""Do you think that there is more to life than eating?"
"You mean like sleeping?"

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xiloveyou13x
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 9:44am UTC

hide n' seek champs :
1. Waldo
2. Osama Bin Laden
3. my phone on silent

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jassayloux
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 7:27am UTC

Dear,
Guy Sitting Next To me,
I can see youcopying my test..
Sincerely,
Joke's on you,
I didn't study either.
notmyformat.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 2:10pm UTC

2011: You mad bro?
1800: Art thou emotions irate?
my quote/my format : livsbestfriendryan

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babygiiirrlll
posted a quote
November 12, 2011 6:21pm UTC

There comes a point in your life,
When you realize who really matters,
Who never did,
And who always will.

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_Hey_Bro_
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 6:04pm UTC

format:wittygirl2010
A rejected high five
is one of the biggest insults there is.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 5:31pm UTC

I know 3 facts about you:
1) You can't say "M" without your lips touching.
2) You are trying it right now, looking like an idiot.
3) Now you're smiling.

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LilaLove99
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 7:50pm UTC

today, i lost my mood ring.
i'm not sure how i feel about this...

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haha_no
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 12:15pm UTC

Hungry?
☐ Get up and make something
☑ Moan like a whale until someone feeds you

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