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I don't take ownership of ANY of these quotes. I know they're on the internet somewhere else, you don't need to tell me.
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DearBlank_PleaseBlank
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December 27, 2011 6:41pm UTC

Dear 21st century,
grammar, where art thou?
Sincerely,
omg i liek totaly kno wht u meennnn!

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DearBlank_PleaseBlank
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December 27, 2011 6:32pm UTC

Dear Teachers,
due tomorrow or do tomorrow?
Sincerely,
Procrastinating Student.

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DearBlank_PleaseBlank
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December 27, 2011 6:25pm UTC

Dead Police Officer,
Please let me explain. No i am not drunk. Not being able to walk in a straight line is normal for me.
Sincerely,
Sober and c lumsy.

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DearBlank_PleaseBlank
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December 8, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Dear kid who sits next to me in class,
why do you always finish your test the same time i do?
Sincerely,
Now it Looks Like we Cheated.

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DearBlank_PleaseBlank
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December 8, 2011 6:00pm UTC

Dear kid who sits next to me in class,
why do you always finish your test the same time i do?
Sincerely,
Now it Looks Like we Cheated.

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DearBlank_PleaseBlank
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December 7, 2011 4:36pm UTC

Dear 2012,
now that vampires sparkle,
I think the next step is
glow in the dark zombies.
Sincerely,
Just Thought I'd Let You Know.♥

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DearBlank_PleaseBlank
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December 7, 2011 4:28pm UTC

Dear travel agency,
how much for a trip to Narnia?
Sincerely,
What Do You Mean It Doesn't Exist?!♥

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DearBlank_PleaseBlank
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December 7, 2011 4:21pm UTC

Dear Pillsbury,
Jusr because you write
"Do not eat raw cookie dough."
on the box doesn't mean i won't.
Sincerely,
Had a Bad Day.♥

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DearBlank_PleaseBlank
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December 7, 2011 4:04pm UTC

♥ Dear Mulan,
Thank you for teaching us
that we don't have to be saved by a
prince.
Sincerely,
Teenage girls.

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DearBlank_PleaseBlank
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December 7, 2011 3:56pm UTC

Dear people who say being pale isn't cool,
I'd rather be pastey white
Then oompa loompa orange.
Sincerely,
Uncool pale kid.

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