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Eli123qwe
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January 12, 2013 10:57pm UTC

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Eli123qwe
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January 12, 2013 11:05pm UTC

Taylor Swift:
You Belong With Me:
"She wears highheels, I wear sneakers"
Apparently she's against highheels
Begin Again:
"He didn't like it when I wore high heels, but I do"
Well...
Not intended to insult anyone.

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ForeverOneDirection
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August 14, 2012 10:05am UTC

Directioner Problems
Using amaZAYN in normal conversations. ♥

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ForeverOneDirection
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August 14, 2012 6:57pm UTC

Hogwarts Problems
There are NO safe washrooms.

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ForeverOneDirection
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August 15, 2012 7:46pm UTC

♚
Keep Calm
and
NO
JIMMY
PROTESTED!
nmf

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ForeverOneDirection
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August 16, 2012 11:16pm UTC

But if you stay you'll probably leave anyway
nmf
~Frank Ocean

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ForeverOneDirection
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August 17, 2012 10:02am UTC

Directioner Problems
Being exicted for Louis birthday instead of Christmas.. ♥

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ForeverOneDirection
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September 1, 2012 12:36am UTC

Directioner Problems
Not remembering your life before being a directioner. ♥

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ForeverOneDirection
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September 4, 2012 10:10am UTC

Directioner Problems
Realizing the boys are in the same continent as you and you're freaking out... ♥

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ForeverOneDirection
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September 8, 2012 11:24am UTC

Directioner Problems
Getting Liam feels every time he smiles. ♥
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lovelycuts
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December 10, 2012 11:36pm UTC

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swedishfishy
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December 10, 2012 11:58pm UTC

I have a feeling that I know what everyone's Facebok Status is going to be on
December 22

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AustinH
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December 11, 2012 12:08am UTC

Of course I support vegetarians.
More bacon for me.

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angeldog105
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December 10, 2012 11:35pm UTC

Never hold yourself responsible
for any misfortune in life,
because no single rain drop is
responsible for any flood.

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pearsareawsome
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December 10, 2012 11:42pm UTC

fave if you've
tried to draw {&} and it turned into a big mess of swirl lines
mq

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Erica_213
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December 10, 2012 11:34pm UTC

I don't know where I'm going,
but I'm on my way.
~ Carl Sandburg

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celestialerror*
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December 10, 2012 11:32pm UTC

& no matter where I am,
I'd still rather be anywhere else with you.

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Emque3n
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December 10, 2012 11:34pm UTC

Roses are Red
My name is Dave
This Poem makes no sense
Microwave

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MyWittyProfile
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December 10, 2012 11:34pm UTC

That stopped being funny like 249825 years ago

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SorrowUnleashed
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December 10, 2012 11:38pm UTC

*Me on my period*
Person: *breathes*
Me: Oh my gosh, can you not?
Grass: *grows*
Me: F*ck you grass!
Bird: *tweets*
Me: I HATE BIRDS AND EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD.
Bird: *flies away*
Me: *Starts sobbing* I didn't mean it, I'm such a horrible person.

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