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swedishfishy

1. swedishfishy
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2013 11:52pm UTC
   he's gone
   I love you
   I'll see you in 2 years
   
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2. swedishfishy
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2013 11:01pm UTC
   I only have 10 more days,
   And then he's going to leave for 2 years...
   5,000 miles away from me.
   What am I going to do.
   
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3. swedishfishy
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 9:45pm UTC
   *getting on Witty*
   Oh!
   You look at Ifunny
   and you look at Ifunny...
   No way, you look at Ifunny too -_-
   
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4. swedishfishy
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2013 12:58am UTC
   I don't really like the word "Boyfriend" I don't want to call him that!
   It just makes me think of "dating" someone in junior high;
   awkward.
   Instead he's my boy and I'm his girl.
   And we're going to stay that way <3
   
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5. swedishfishy
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2013 6:41pm UTC
   after I get out of a movie:
   Me: That was a great movie
   Me: That actor was so hot!!
   Me: That wasn't worth $8
   Me: To much shakey camera
   I have to Pee!!!!
   
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6. swedishfishy
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2013 5:30pm UTC
   Your Village Called-
   They want their idiot back
   
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7. swedishfishy
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2013 12:27pm UTC
   Aca-scuse me?
   
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8. swedishfishy
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2013 2:05am UTC
   Loading the dishwasher is like
   Tetris
   ...For Adults
   I don't want to be an adult.
   
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9. swedishfishy
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2013 10:23pm UTC
   My local news reported that our snow storm was called
   "Gandalf the
   White"
   Day Made
   
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10. swedishfishy
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    One of my good friend's cousins has cancer.
    She is a huge Justin Beiber fan
    Last night, before his concert
    He visited her in the hospital.
    He kissed her cheek and told her that he'd be her boyfriend.
    I'm not the biggerst Justin Beiber person,
    But I've gotta say,
    I've got respect for the guy
    
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11. swedishfishy
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    I realized that
    Vodka
    is basically
    potato juice
    
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12. swedishfishy
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 2:02am UTC
    Person: I went to a wild party and did drugs and made out with 3023095923094805 people because YOLO
    Me: ...I had two bowls of ice cream because YOLO
    
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13. swedishfishy
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 11:13am UTC
    People are making end of the
    world jokes like there's no
    tomorrow!
    
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14. swedishfishy
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 10:31am UTC
    So it's my birthday
    all I want is for you guys to know that
    you matter.
    You all have so much potential to be great.
    And that you don't need to starve yourself to be beautiful
    And you don't need to hurt yourself to feel better.
    We all have a purpose
    And it's what's on the inside that counts.
    You are a beautiful person no matter what anyone says.
    
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15. swedishfishy
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 11:58pm UTC
    I have a feeling that I know what everyone's Facebok Status is going to be on
    December 22
    
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16. swedishfishy
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    I'm Dreaming
    of a racially diverse
    Christmas
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.
    
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17. swedishfishy
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    * *
    *
    /*
    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    try not to get killed
    Or worse
    Expelled
    format credit: Missanna
    
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18. swedishfishy
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    Microwave:
    here! Have a nice hot bowl with cold soup.
    
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19. swedishfishy
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    Black Friday anthem:
    Lets go crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the sun.
    I know it's 3AM but we'll pretend it's fun.
    And never never never stop for anyone.
    Tonight lets get some (discounted merchandise)-
    And shop till we're done.
    
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20. swedishfishy
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    My socks are terrible at staying in a
    relationship.
    
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