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theunicorn
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December 11, 2011 10:12am UTC

Yes I'm a teenager.
No I'm not pregnant, high, or about to steal your stuff.

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theunicorn
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December 10, 2011 6:59pm UTC

Christmas #16:
Gotta admit,
ELF
is by FAR the best Christmas movie!

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theunicorn
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December 10, 2011 6:57pm UTC

Christmas #15:
Santa: hey little boy, what do you want for Christmas!?
Boy: A new butt, my old one has a crack in it.

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theunicorn
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December 10, 2011 6:49pm UTC

Christmas #14:
Anyone else agree that...
Christmas was 60% better when we all believed in santa?

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theunicorn
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December 10, 2011 6:47pm UTC

Christmas #13:
Yo mommas so fat:
i took a picture of her last christmas, and it's still printing!
-no hate-

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theunicorn
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December 10, 2011 1:55pm UTC

Christmas #12:
It's the picture of spongebob at the Christmas party!!!
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http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7800000/embarrassing-Snapshot-of-SpongeBob-at-the-Christmas-Party-spongebob-squarepants-7882830-350-500.jpg

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theunicorn
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December 10, 2011 1:47pm UTC

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theunicorn
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December 10, 2011 1:42pm UTC

Christmas #10:
When wrapping christmas gifts,
there's always that one, that comes out perfect!

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theunicorn
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December 9, 2011 5:51pm UTC

Christmas #9:
my 5 year old cousin wrote a letter to santa saying:
"deer santa,
kan u help my mommy? my daddy told me she had sumthing kalled kanser.
and i was scard. i even cryed. i think she desrvs to be at home four chrismas becus
shes relly nice and relly relly pretty.
if u see her tell mommy i said i love her.
love, katie."

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theunicorn
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December 8, 2011 6:42pm UTC

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theunicorn
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December 7, 2011 5:53pm UTC

Christmas #7:
Christmas is cancled
Apperently you told santa you were good this year...
he died laughing.....

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theunicorn
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December 3, 2011 4:40pm UTC

Christmas #6:
Who else thinks:
that for Christmas Steve
should make an app for ipods!!
please steve, we love you(:

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theunicorn
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December 3, 2011 4:10pm UTC

Christmas #5:
Dear santa,
either the boy's under the tree,
or the red-nosed one gets hurt!
love, me(:

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theunicorn
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December 3, 2011 2:54pm UTC

Christmas #4:
When it comes to making a 'Christmas list'
my mind goes 100% BLANK!!
only me?.

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theunicorn
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December 3, 2011 2:51pm UTC

Christmas #3:
Am i the only one who wakes up extra early
on christmas day, to look at the gifts

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theunicorn
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December 3, 2011 1:55pm UTC

Christmas #2:
Jingle bells, twilight smells, Edward ran away
Bella dies, Jacob cried, Harry potter all the way.
NMF/NMQ ;) I felt like dressing it up a bit.

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theunicorn
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December 3, 2011 1:51pm UTC

Christmas #1:
Last year i asked for the sexiest person ever for Christmas
....I woke up in a box.
NMF/NMQ ;) I felt like dressing it up a bit.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 10:23pm UTC

That awkward moment:
When someone says "Way to jock my quote"
So, you go and check
1. they made it 5 months ago
2. you really think I'm gonna look 4930854938 pages to find it?
3. i saw the quote on google/facebook
Calm down sweetie

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 5:13pm UTC

&I love it when you
say my name.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 5:10pm UTC

do you like guys in:
Skinny jeans,
flairs,
or basketball shorts
-♥-
justwondering:D

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