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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 12:08pm UTC

I'm dying to know,
But to afraid to find out..

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 12:06pm UTC

I bet she's beautiful,
That girl he talks about,
Because she's got everything Ihave to live without
-Taylor Swift

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 8:05pm UTC

I'd like to thank:
-Foreveralone69
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-Ilovestarwars
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-iluhhyou
-paperpanda
-evilpanda
-havefaithinme_x3
and many many many more
for supporting me. and actually caring to talk to me.
you're all beautiful!
-theunicorn.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 2:41pm UTC

DAMNN YOU'RE HOT!!
Brrr, you're cold.♥
►

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 2:26pm UTC

Your friends
They're jerks. when you act like them just know it hurts.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 2:23pm UTC

Crying is easy. It's like breathing.
The more you hold it in, the more you let it out.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 8:35pm UTC

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 2:58pm UTC

I play hard to get
Because i wanna be hard to forget.
format to Damnntaylorx

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 6:54pm UTC

I'd rather sit at home, alone.
Then hang with those fake people we call "friends"

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 6:43pm UTC

It's pretty crazy how easy,
something so beautiful can
just fall apart
not my format

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 6:08pm UTC

Baby, let's run away

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 6:06pm UTC

Yesterday
one of my neighbors threw out her uggs [[ that she got for Christmas ]]
because they weren't [[ black ]]
~~spoiled.. -_____- ~~
-Am i the only one confused about this?

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 10:53am UTC

Format by Breeze
►●◄
This gift is for Steve!
Thank you,
For creating a home
for each and every one of us witty girls.
-we love you
► Format by Breeze

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 4:59pm UTC

What If Condoms Had Sponsors?
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: 'Mmm, 'mmm good.
M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
*saw it online (:

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 4:56pm UTC

hmmm...he looks suspicious...
*locks car door*

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 4:54pm UTC

If you're brave enough to say
GOODBYE
Life will reward you with a new
HELLO ♥

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 4:53pm UTC

& who else
wonders why a computer keyboard isn't in alphabetical order..?

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 4:51pm UTC

I’d rather have a
Silly, slightly dorky guy
over a
Popular, player guy
any day
♥
>not mine

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 4:36pm UTC

they'll pass each©
other in the halls; they both exchange
glances; but they don't speak to
eachother cause theyre both afraid of
taking chances.
>>>not mine

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 4:22pm UTC

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