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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 3:58pm UTC

There's always that one girl
who LOVES starting drama
♥

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 3:56pm UTC

That amazing feel inog
When you have a SUPER clean bedroon
♥

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 3:51pm UTC

You okay?
Let me break your heart
and see if you're still okay.
not mine :D

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 3:45pm UTC

NOTE TO SELF:
Stop expecting

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 3:41pm UTC

When yo u
don't want to wake up in the morning,
because you have nothing to look forward to.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 9:13am UTC

It'd be safer to hate him
then to love him
~and lose him
nmf, -song lyrics

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 5:49pm UTC

That terrible feeling you feel in your stomach
When your parents fight.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 5:43pm UTC

I think they should create
an over-weight barbie. To prove all shapes
and sizes are Beautiful
-♥-
theunicorn

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 2:07pm UTC

Last friday
MyDad's bestfriend was sitting in his backyard,
when we heard a pop. He looked over the fence to see his neighbor bloody and scared.
she screamed "YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS?!" then shot her 2 year old son, he 8 year old daughter, her 17 year old daughter, Her husband, and herself.
all im asking you to do is pray..please

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 2:00pm UTC

When we all use tosay:
I know you are,
but what am I!?

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 1:28pm UTC

The Beautiful Way
Your hair looks, when you wake up in the morning

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 1:18pm UTC

When you stop in the middle of your story, to say:
"hold on, i gotta sneeze"
*5 min. later*
"nevermind i dont have to sneeze anymore"
Then you continue on with your story.
Only me?!?

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 1:07pm UTC

I can't wait till i gave kids, so i can say
"back when i was a kid, we listened to Eminem and Lil Wayne"
And they'll say "Ew, you're stuck in the 2000's."
-My Brother♥

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 12:34pm UTC

I hate when people say
"Ugh, i gotta go to my grandparents house today"
Because sad to say, but one day they'll be gone.
...i don't have a grandma to make cookies with,
or a grandpa to teach me cool new things.
Love them while they're close,
because you don't what what you got till it's gone
♥
R.I.P Grandma/Grandpa

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 3:55pm UTC

Today i had to:
Go to my brothers swim meet, i went because their was free food
of course!
It was all fine untill
Bam!
I just witnessed my brother in a speedo.
kill. me. now.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 5:34pm UTC

*Looking in the mirror*
Fix hair,
check teeth
fix hair
check butt
fix hair
side check
suck in
side check
fix hair.
*sighs* walks away.
♥

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 14, 2011 5:43pm UTC

Im sick and tired
of feeling fat and worthless.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 1:32pm UTC

the other day in school
I held in 1000 tears.
of course, no one noticed.
Except for one girl, and she wouldn't take "I'm fine"
for an answer. She helped me, and showed she cared, like no one ever has before. She hugged me, and i cried in her arms.
I just wanna say thank you, And i love you.
People like her give me hope.
-♥-

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 10:43am UTC

i don't know about you
but i'd be pretty damn [ terrified ] if a 400 pound
glass of Kool - Aid burst into my house and said ; ;
OH YEAH!
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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 10:14am UTC

& i hate it when
t h e s p o o n b e n d s w h i l e y o u ' r e t r y i n g t o g e t
I C E C R E A M

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