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  1. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    I hate the word homophobia.
    It is not a phobia.
    You are not scared.
    You are just an a.sshole.

  2. plumxbandxgeek12 plumxbandxgeek12
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    heres to the future♥
    cause i'm done with the past,
    i'm moving forward,
    and never looking back
    i just want to forget everything
    taking only whats important now
    nothing else matters
    i'm done with everyhthing except whats in front of me
    so here's to the future ♥

  3. iloveshane678 iloveshane678
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Sometimes the girl
    who has been there for everyone else
    needs somebody to be there for her.
    nmf

  4. foreverisalie foreverisalie
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    You're beautiful
    every little piece, love.
    don't you know: you're really gonna be someone
    ask anyone.

  5. KrissyMchotness KrissyMchotness
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    What I think during school:
    me : I'm starving
    me : What if a guy with a gun burst in?
    me : Don't look at the clock. Don't look at the clock. Damn.
    me : Oh hey, you're cute. Im gonna stare at you
    me : Welll I bombed that test
    me : Get a room.
    me : LUNCH OM NOM NOM NOM
    me : How did you even get this far in school?
    me : Cover up your boobs.
    me : WALK FASTER.
    me : I'm late. Thanks, turtle.
    me : Please get distracted and tell stories
    me : *random song lyrics*
    me : Only ten more minutes. Haleguigah
    me : YES. Schools over. Time to go home and google cats.

  6. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Hey I just
    met you
    And this is crazy
    But I'm your father
    So join me maybe?
    Format by Breeze
    nmq

  7. hisblueeyes hisblueeyes
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 10:07am UTC
    girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    boy: I know.
    girl: I love you!
    boy: I love you more!
    *after heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    girl: Where is he?
    dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
    girl: *starts crying*
    dad: Just kidding he went to the bathroom.

  8. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    You aren't a monster.
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------> It’s what took you over that is.

  9. youaremylove_ youaremylove_
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 11:53am UTC
    fav this
    if you love your mom < 3

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    The sound of children laughing makes me happy.
    Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out.

  11. BellaSwan14 BellaSwan14
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:41am UTC
     
     
    I think we all need to learn a lesson from this:
    A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
    a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
    anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
    in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
    professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
    Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
    let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
    life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
    come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
    in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
    then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
    wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.
    credit SOCCERfreak20(:
    heard it from my teacher
     
     

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    what gives you the right
    to sit there & judge
    who is ugly and who is p.r.e.t.t.y ?

  13. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Admit it,
    When someone is mean to you you spend the next 2 months winning arguments with them in your shower.

  14. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    "Don't forget me," I beg.
    "I'll remember," you said.

  15. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    putting the little "→ "
    on your paper so the teacher knows to flip the paper over.
    anybody else? (:

  16. LovelyCraze LovelyCraze
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Y . O . L . N . T .
    You . Only . Live . Nine . Times .
    - My Cat

  17. wallenbee wallenbee
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    CHASE DREAMS,
    NOT BOYS.

  18. littlemonsterxo littlemonsterxo
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 9:11am UTC
    Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on
    Drake: That's when you're the prettiest.
    One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful.
    Big Time Rush: I don't know why you always get so insecure.
    Taylor Swift: You're beautiful, every little piece love.
    Jonas Brothers: You're beautiful but you don't even try.
    Kids at school: What is that omg go back to the zoo

  19. luckeyy luckeyy
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    I wonder
    If i told them the truth, would they judge me?

  20. goose2010 goose2010
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    ,=,e
    Awkward Turtle......

:)

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