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Smiley128
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August 21, 2013 12:31pm UTC

Its said that, the baby in the family craves attention which is why their so Obnoxious.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Walk in the club like whaddup I got a big c-
oh no wrong building I'm so sorry continue with your funeral

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kristabff
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August 20, 2013 7:19pm UTC

Me: my milkshake brings all the -
~drops milkshake~
~attracts spiders~
~spiders crawl all over my body and i die of shock~

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 7:23pm UTC

1992: oh my god becky look at her butt it is so big
2013: A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 12:23pm UTC

im so ready
to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Bravosierra*
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August 19, 2013 11:14pm UTC

scroll for my suicide note.
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thank you for caring & reading.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Shoutout to the kid that whispers
the answer
to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

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MissyLizzie
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 10:03am UTC

My brother
insulted my favourite bands...
I pulled the grey plug out from the back of his
Xbox 360 and hid it. Then I hacked into his Facebook account,
screenshotted some of his messages he sent to his ex girlfriend
when he was 11 and then changed his interests to men.

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Cameron*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 9:08pm UTC

OH MY GODS, I'M SO STUPID!!!
I just realized what the lyrics,
"A new notch in your belt is all I'll ever be,"
by Tayor Swift
means!
It means Taylor's just another girl Harry Styles's slept with.
(No offence to Directioners even though I don't see anything that bad.)

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伤*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 11:23am UTC

do you ever just go on youtube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching
a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 12:14am UTC

LONDON

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 10:19pm UTC

And then Satan said,
"Let there be Mondays"

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*Hooligan*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 8:58pm UTC

dark haired
boys with
light eyes
are the reason I struggle to survive

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Toronto Maple Chokes*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 8:31pm UTC

I don't have "haters"
I have friends in denial.
lolsotrue.com

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 12:26pm UTC

do you ever
get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 10:43pm UTC

I can honestly say I'm confused and annoyed
With this thing where people write like a normal human, and then aLL OF A SUDDEN THEY GO ALL CAPS ON YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A WORD. LIKE DID YOU HIT THE CAPS BUTTON ON ACCIDENT THEN FORGET WHERE IT WAS ON YOUR KEYBOARD, OR ARE YOU TRYING TO FOLLOW THIS NEW STUPID TUMBLR "TREND"?

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epictacos
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 7:58pm UTC

What if Squidward was a
rapper and after every song
he'd say "Squid.Word."

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 1:07am UTC

teacher: "you kids need to stand in the sun and get some vitamin D in you!"
eoghan: *shrieks and runs towards a distant patch of sunlight* "I WANT THE D!"
teacher: "what's he doing?"
me: "...he's chasin' down the D, ma'am"
eoghan: "SWEET JESUS THAT D IS AMAZING!"
eoghan: "I LOVE THE FEELING OF D ON MY FACE"
teacher: "what."
eoghan: *shrieks again and runs inside* "TOO MUCH D, TOO MUCH D!"

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 7:30pm UTC

plot twist: guys on witty pretend to be girls

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