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  1. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:35am UTC
    .
    now you're just somebody that I used to know
    .
    format: alnicholas

  2. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Farewell words won't be spoken.
    I won't even say goodbye.
    I'll be gone before you know it,
    leaving you left to wonder why.

  3. jaybear jaybear
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 10:22am UTC
    297 tabs open.
    Have to find which one the sound is coming from.

  4. thatgirl1 thatgirl1
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    "Who's that?"
    "Her boyfriend"
    "Wait,I thought she was with that other
    guy"
    "No that was yesterday"
    "Oh..."
    nmq

  5. catherinexo catherinexo
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    Can you find the
    the mistake?
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
    Fav if you found, comment if you didnt :)

  6. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    When my headphones go on,
    my life is automatically a music video.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    I want to be the one
    you can't live without...

  8. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    Forget Justin Bieber,
    Happy Birthday Ron Weasley!

  9. Pinkygirl07 Pinkygirl07
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    I miss the days
    When boys had cooties
    When it was a reward to have lunch with your teacher
    When the coolest technology you had was a tamagotchi
    When your coolest pair of jeans were from Old Navy
    When the best P.E lesson involved a colored paracute
    When recess was too short
    When decisions were easy and chosen by "enie, meanie, miney, moe."
    When only skinned knees brought tears
    When goodbye only meant until tomorrow
    When your clothes didn't need to match
    When the only race issues were who could run faster
    When all that mattered was getting to the swings first
    When drugs meant medicine
    When drinks meant kool-aid
    When the biggest rumor was about what somone ate for lunch
    Fav if you agree:)

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:13am UTC
    "did you do the homework?"
    "..... WHAT HOMEWORK?"
    "the stuff on page-"
    "GIVE ME YOUR BOOK!"
    "it's probably all wrong, I-"
    "I DON'T CARE GIVE ME THE BOOK!!"

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    That awkward moment
    When I don't care that it's Justin Bieber's birthday.

  12. tohkiitap tohkiitap
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    W a n na k n o w me...?
    Add me on witty, not Facebook.

  13. i_am_just_a_normal_girl i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    | ( • )( • ) | Spongebob
    / ( • )( • ) \ Patrick
    ( (•)(•) ) Squidward
    | (•) | Plankton
    |•||•| Mr.Krabs
    mind.blown? i think so..

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:30am UTC
    We all have had a crush
    who we thought was absolutely gorgeous at the time,
    but afterwards.... ewww, how did i like him?

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    ADMIT IT.
    You walk past girls at school thinking
    "Why aren't I that beautiful?"
    You walk past good looking guys thinking
    "Why can't I be his girlfriend?"
    You walk past a cute couple thinking
    "I am not perfect enough to be in a relationship"
    You walk past a rich house thinking
    "Why can't I live in that house?"
    You walk past a mirror thinking
    "Why did I have to be me?"

  16. FeralCatOwner FeralCatOwner
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    Anyone else remember....
    The movie called, "My Date with the President's Daughter"

  17. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    The Voice // ♥

  18. Godsmysavior Godsmysavior
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    Why does everybody think Christians are:
    - People who pray every second of there lives
    - goody two shoes
    -SOOOO holy
    -People who point out all your flaws
    -perfect
    -jerks
    -People who have music that sound like a boring symphony
    -people who have visions
    By the way we dont pray every second. We arent perfect and we arent goody two shoes. We also have flaws so you dont have to be all like "O I thought you were Christian. I cant believe you , you hyprocrite". We are jerks sometimes but so is everybody else. We have rap, rock, jazz, and all the kind of music everybody else has. We dont have visions either. Some people do and its possible but not everybody does. We arent freaks. We dont treat you like freaks so you should do the same.
    We're NORMAL

  19. ImNeverGivingUp ImNeverGivingUp
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    Fav if your against cancer.
    Hold your cursor over this quote

  20. morgan143 morgan143
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Social Networking:
    the reason why my homework not done.

:)

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