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smilimoose
posted a quote
August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC

A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xoBROKENhearted
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 2:12pm UTC

I*ran*up*the*door,
I closed the stairs. I said my pajamas and got into my prayers.
I turned off the bed and got into the light, all because you
♥♥♥
Kissed me goodnight.

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Smilee_its_katiex3
posted a quote
July 21, 2009 10:05pm UTC

&+ my boy friend asked me
------> whats more important?
M e o r y o u r b e s t f r i e n d s
...
He dumped me.

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LiveLaughCheer
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 3:19pm UTC

:: what do i look l i k e ? ::
The wizard of oz?
» you need a b r a i n? you need a h e a r t «
go ahead take mine ;
t a k e e v e r y t h i n g i h a v e <|3
-jacob black

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XoQueen_of_KingsX3
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 5:19pm UTC

~Sarcasm;;~
Is the body's natural defense
againt the stupid people.
Ü
**photobucket

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_suptorrrrx3
posted a quote
July 22, 2009 11:38pm UTC

we should get jerseys
W E x M A K E x A x G O O D x T E A M
but yours would look better than mine cause
`-->you're outta my league

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soccerbabe09
posted a quote
July 25, 2009 10:53am UTC

music was her life. *
.x._________ and the lyrics
+WEREHERSTORY
*Iconator(:
add if you like!<3

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sabriinaaxkaulitz
posted a quote
July 21, 2009 9:57pm UTC

SometimesHeMakesMeSoMad;;
i wanna just ___* t h r o w h i m i n t o
o n g o i n g ` t r a f f i c . . .
but then i realize ; i would probably
K i L L – x – M Y S E L F
[ trying to s - a - v - e him. ]
.♥.
**request for omgizzleitsmaddie. Want one? Comment tha pro. ;p

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rockstar3005x
posted a quote
July 27, 2009 11:05am UTC

*She stood there in the pouring rain*
as he kissed her goodbye; and single tear rolled down her eye.
She smiled at him spite of all her pain; she knew this would be their last goodbye.
She told he to be careful and to come back soon, he took her hands and
promised her he would. She watched him disappear into the rainy night.
She whispered to herself "God please let my soldier be alright."
*For Anonymous's Contest*

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madelana729
posted a quote
July 25, 2009 5:47pm UTC

:: i a b s o l u t e l y l o v e ::
horrormovies&rollercoasters
» b e c a u s e they're t e r r i f y i n g, «
but i know they'll never hurt me;
a t l e a s t n o t l i k e y o u d i d <|3

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ilOVEDyOux3
posted a quote
July 23, 2009 2:21pm UTC

As soon as you get online,
who's name do you look for first?
When a slow song comes on the radio,
who's face comes to your mind?
When you hear your phone ringing,
who do you hope is calling?
Who's name makes your stomach drop
when you hear it?

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XxGohdeexX
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 11:35am UTC

Well its no secret
that the best thing about a secret is
s e c r e t l y | t e l l i n g *
someone your secret thereby adding
A x N x O x T x H x E x R
secret to your secret collection of secrets
secretly.
spongebob<33

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3oh3_is_my_life
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July 25, 2009 3:06am UTC

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iN_tHe_ClouDs_xo
posted a quote
July 21, 2009 6:21pm UTC

He Told Me i Ran Like a Girl.
[ ( i told him if he ran a little faster ) ]
he would too
--> my friend told me thiss [;

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sksx9
posted a quote
July 16, 2009 12:57pm UTC

WHY SHOULD I DO MY MAKEUP?
why should i do my hair?
it's not likexotomorrow
[ you'll suddenly start to care ]

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x3_never_let_go
posted a quote
July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC

HEY 90'S KIDS;
Remember when..
Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
"Talk to the hand" said it all?
The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
All movies came out on VHS?
The Rugrats were still babies?
Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

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__cityofangels
posted a quote
July 20, 2009 7:03pm UTC

i promise; someday everything will make perfect sense
- - - - - - > b u t u n t i l t h e n < - - - - - -
laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears
AND JUST KEEP REMINDING YOURSELF
T h a t E v e r y t h i n g H a p p e n s F o r A R e a s o n

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pixieprincess6
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July 20, 2009 6:54pm UTC

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