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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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August 19, 2013 2:47pm UTC

okay i have a question for all of you.
does anyone else start school on september 4th?

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thegirlinthecorner
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June 23, 2013 1:49pm UTC

It's my birthday today:)
just in case anyone cares

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ChocoTaco
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June 23, 2013 7:47pm UTC

Me: *Gets text*
Me: Yes, I'm so popular!!
Person: Whoops, sorry. Wrong person.

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† *
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June 23, 2013 12:50pm UTC

formatcreditLiveAllDay
How I type a website:
google.com
How my parents type a website:
http://www.Google.com

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dolph*
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June 23, 2013 4:32pm UTC

all i want in life is for kanyes daughter to go to northwestern university ok thats all i want

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glitter162*
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June 23, 2013 5:39pm UTC

A friend of mine asked me if
I'm going to her wedding. I said, "No, I'll catch the next one."
She's mad at me now.

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Hale_Storm18
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June 23, 2013 5:53pm UTC

The last words I say before I die will most likely be
"sh.t", "f.uck", "damn", or "Hey! Look at me!"

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glitter162*
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June 23, 2013 5:28pm UTC

When I die, I'm going to
invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral, and I'll make sure they play a remix of "Call Me Maybe", "Gangnam Style", and "Harlem Shake" and whoever sticks it out the longest is going to inherit everything I have.
Yes, I put the fun in funeral.

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happiest*
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June 23, 2013 4:25pm UTC

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself,
when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races?, Marylou was the name of one of the horse I bet on."
The Wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house.
Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse called."

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happiest*
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June 23, 2013 4:41pm UTC

Niall Horan? How do I even begin to explain Niall Horan?
Liam: : When he met Justin Bieber, I had to escort him out so he could scream.
Harry: He started crying when he saw the fake picture of him smoking
Louis: He sat on the floor for hours trying to put M&M's in alphabetical order
Girls of the world: He's the most beautiful person I've ever seen
Zayn: One time I ate the last chip so he tried eating my hand...
Zayn:
Zayn:
Zayn:
Zayn: It was awesome

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DanHowell
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June 23, 2013 3:04pm UTC

When youre a kid,
they tell you its all "Grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid. And thats it." But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. Its so much darker. Its so much madder. And its so much better.
-The Doctor

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glitter162*
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June 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC

If websites were teenaged classmates:
Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.
Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.
Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.
MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...
Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:45pm UTC

If I were the guy who made
the "Where's Waldo" books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't there.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 2:23pm UTC

I wanted to gather up
everything I just said and stuck it back into my mouth.
But once you’ve said something you can’t unsay it.
Your words are out there, aren’t they?
Buzzing around in the quiet of the room
so you can hear them
echoing back to you...

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 1:17pm UTC

So earlier I was pushing my little sister on the swings.
And I asked her if she was ready and she dramatically looks at the sky and intensely says, "I was born ready".

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 2:12pm UTC

Having a broken heart
is like having broken ribs.
On the outside you look fine,
but every breath
hurts...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 1:49pm UTC

Do you ever
just stare at really attractive people and think
“how” ?

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moment_4_life
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June 23, 2013 1:35pm UTC

i wasnt born with a million middle fingers

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iKindaSortaLikeYou
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June 23, 2013 10:48pm UTC

never trust a pretty girl with an ugly secret

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