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  1. PrettyMwah PrettyMwah
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:29am UTC
    "Who says,
    Who says you're not
    perfect?
    Who says you're not
    worth it?"

  2. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    aaPeople who want to date my best friend
    aaPeople who want to date me

  3. idance idance
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Whenever I think I'm going to get in trouble, I hide my phone.

  4. xXjustapersonXx xXjustapersonXx
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    Normal people trying to flirt: Oh hey, you're cute. We should go out sometime.
    Me trying to flirt: So do you like bread?

  5. still_standing_strong still_standing_strong
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    It's a risk to love.
    But what if it dosen't work out?
    Ah, but what if it does...

  6. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 12:32am UTC
    when I'm a dad, and my daughter needs "the talk" I'm just gonna say...
    "Don't have s.x, you''ll get pregnant and die."
    I'll be great parent.

  7. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    Take your age, Subtract 3. That's how old you were 3 years ago.


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  9. StarsareRachelBerry StarsareRachelBerry
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    I'M NOT SAYING
    THAT I AM BATMAN
    I'M JUST SAYING THAT NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN ME
    AND
    BATMAN IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    "How do I look?"
    Friend You look fine.
    Good Friend You look really pretty.
    Best Friend Damn girl, you look like a sexy beast!
    mine-dontjock

  13. FullOfRegrets FullOfRegrets
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    I see you look
    I see you stare
    But none of that matters
    I'll never be
    " Your girl"
    )


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  15. fieke2000 fieke2000
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    "What letter comes after P?"
    Normal People: "Q"
    Me: "Wait, A, B, C, D, E, F, G...
    Heart if you do the same :P

  16. Imbogurkus Imbogurkus
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 12:23am UTC
    I've have decided I am offically gay.
    Fav if you thinks it's okay
    xxxxx

  17. Trytohurtme Trytohurtme
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    The heart attack moment when...
    You see the words 'based on a true story' at the start of a scary movie

  18. Sara* Sara*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    Me on the internet: Oh, so you are pregnant? How are you gonna call the baby? Is it a boy or a girl? What can I do to help you?
    Me at school: Oh, so you are pregnant? Not my baby, not my problem
    mq

  19. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    I like long romantic walks to the fridge

  20. Hailey22 Hailey22
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    Seeing a top quote that
    you faved when it was new...
    They grow up so fast!
    *sniffle sniffle*

:)

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