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Imbogurkus

1. Imbogurkus
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2013 5:22am UTC
   me: *sneezes in a room full of people*
   people: *cricket noises*
   me: WELL OKAY THEN, ILL BLESS MY SELF
   me: bless you
   
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2. Imbogurkus
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2013 5:16am UTC
   When adverts try and disguise themselves as witty quotes...
   OH HELLLLL NO
   
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3. Imbogurkus
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2012 9:02pm UTC
   ☁☀
   ☁
   i know theres sunshine behind that rain;
   i know theres good times behind that pain ♥
   CCCCCCCC
   NMQ
   
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4. Imbogurkus
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2012 3:15am UTC
   -Seriously,why ruin a perfectly good cookie/cupcake with raisins?
   
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5. Imbogurkus
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2012 2:58am UTC
   Thats what she said.
   
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6. Imbogurkus
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2012 2:16am UTC
   Harry Styles @Harry_Styles 4d
   Just saw a man eating a tin of cat food outside his car.
   Imogen Craig @Imogen_Craig 4d
   @Harry_Styles Stop judging me. I was hungry.
   (FORMAT MADE BY ONEDIRECTION, DON'T STEAL)
   
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7. Imbogurkus
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2012 6:13am UTC
   There is a 13 year old Australian swimmer in the
   Paralympics
   Maddison Elliott
   I am 13
   What have I done with my life
   D:
   Good Luck Maddison!
   
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8. Imbogurkus
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2012 12:23am UTC
   I've have decided I am offically gay.
   Fav if you thinks it's okay
   xxxxx
   
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9. Imbogurkus
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2012 1:08am UTC
   I love when people give advice to others saying that
   "They should not care what others think of them"
   Then
   5 mins later
   they say to me
   You don't know anyone, I have more friends than you.
   
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10. Imbogurkus
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:58am UTC
    Watching the Olympics and hearing the Aussies screaming
    Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi
    Then thinking..
    Thats my country :)
    
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11. Imbogurkus
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 4:16am UTC
    People say
    DONT WASTE WATER
    When you are running water
    But then I remind them
    This water will go down the drain
    Then into the ocean
    It will flow up a river
    Into a stream
    And out of that stream
    There will be a child
    And that child will drink my water
    So technically, I am giving water to needy children :)
    ♥
    my original
    
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12. Imbogurkus
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 3:11am UTC
    BAHAHAHAHAH
    The kid singing on the coles ad...
    
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13. Imbogurkus
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Friend: Wtf is with your name
    Me: Wtf is with your face
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:...
    
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14. Imbogurkus
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 5:29am UTC
    Cat: *stares at me hungrily*
    Me: No, you're too fat
    Cat: *death stares me*
    Me:
    Cat:
    Me:
    Cat: Meow
    Me: No, come on I didn't mean it. Please don't hate me...
    
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15. Imbogurkus
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    The depressing moment when the move 'Click" makes you cry.
    
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16. Imbogurkus
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    10 year olds today
    Instead of What The Hec its What The F@#$
    Instead of Your a stupid Head its Your a D$#head
    Instead of Nintendo DS its Ipad
    What's happening to this world?
    
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