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Trytohurtme

1. Trytohurtme
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2012 2:05pm UTC
   Me and my dog
   Me: Who's a lil cutie!!! I lobble you :* * weird faces* ahaha ill get your dinner now ats a cuttie who's my lil munchkin
   Dog: *thinking* Yeah... She definatley escaped from a mental hospital
   
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2. Trytohurtme
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2012 12:56pm UTC
   If you have a problem
   Face it
   Dont
   Facebook it
   
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3. Trytohurtme
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2012 4:26pm UTC
   Dont you hate it when
   your friends ask you
   when they're at your house
   'Do you have a bathroom?'
   No sure, we just s/hit in the garden.
   my quote, just redid it
   
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4. Trytohurtme
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2012 4:23pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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5. Trytohurtme
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   Of course
   I'm in love
   with you
   darling
   What we are told
   
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6. Trytohurtme
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 10:22am UTC
   She's
   Broken
   
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7. Trytohurtme
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 10:19am UTC
   Am I the only one
   Who doesnt get any
   Period Pain?
   
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8. Trytohurtme
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 7:32am UTC
   Toothbrush: Sometimes it feels like i have the worst job in the world...
   Toilet paper: As if.....
   
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9. Trytohurtme
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2012 3:06pm UTC
   x
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   ••
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   ♥
   Because your the one for me for me
   and I'm the one for you for you,
   and together we make...
   the perfect two
   
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10. Trytohurtme
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    The heart attack moment when...
    You see the words 'based on a true story' at the start of a scary movie
    
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11. Trytohurtme
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    http://www.google.ie/imgres?q=you+are+beautiful&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1024&bih=643&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=jlkIAVG9OeHvBM:&imgrefurl=http://www.glogster.com/junebug97/you-are-beautiful-3/g-6lkd5jq6jqac4ui4ko9n9a0&docid=_Pb-N5P0T_PfxM&imgurl=http://435729.medialib.glogster.com/thumbnails/8731b576927aeec02984dd678b1be7d19649d340f8e7e0cc39c9bf0f4b6e62c0/you-are-beautiful-3-source.jpg&w=1300&h=960&ei=JWExUOrLL4i_0QW22YHoDA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=451&vpy=33&dur=1857&hovh=193&hovw=261&tx=179&ty=161&sig=111876444067070798360&page=2&tbnh=147&tbnw=196&start=15&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:15,i:192
    <3 this if it made you believe in yourself :)
    
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12. Trytohurtme
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    I really need to lose weight so comment your name I'll do the instructions for each letter.
    A- 10 Crunches I- Run in place (3 min) Q- 100 Jumping Jacks
    B- Run in place (5 min) J- 15 Jumping Jacks R- 30 Lunges (both legs)
    C- 20 Jumping Jacks K- 10 Lunges (both legs) S- 25 Squats
    D- 15 Lunges (both legs) L- 5 Squats T- 15 Pushups
    E- 10 Squats M- 5 Pushups U- Stretch (8 min)
    F- 5 Pushups N- Stretch (3 min) V- 10 Crunches
    G- Stretch (5 min) O- 15 Crunches W- Run in place (5 min)
    H- 5 Crunches P- Run in place (10 min) X- 20 Jumping Jacks
    Y- 15 Lunges (both legs)
    Z- 10 Squats
    Every Fave= 1 glass of water (8oz)
    nmf and not my quote but I neeeeed to do this so bad
    
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13. Trytohurtme
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 6:28am UTC
    Interviewer: How do you think we can get rid of racisism?
    Morgan Freeman: The only way to stop racisism is to stop talking about it
    
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14. Trytohurtme
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 6:57am UTC
    Witty is just like soceity
    Only the pretty quote's get attention.
    My quote
    
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15. Trytohurtme
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    Me: I seriously need to go on a diet...
    Me: Thats it I'm going on a diet.
    Me: loads of excercise for me today!
    Me: *See's yummy food*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Ahh I'll start tomorrow
    
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16. Trytohurtme
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 6:37am UTC
    Admit it
    you’ve always thought that if you applied your sun screen twice the factor would double.
    
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17. Trytohurtme
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 11:02am UTC
    Watching an olympics sport and thinking
    I could so do that.....
    
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18. Trytohurtme
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 7:46am UTC
    Admit it,
    you've lied to get out of hanging out with someone.
    
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19. Trytohurtme
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 7:46am UTC
    Big bang theory
    Sheldon: Stop it both of you! All this fighting, I might as well be back with my parents!
    *Imitating his Mom* Dammit George! I told you if you didn't quit drinking I would leave you!
    *Imitating his Dad* Well, I guess that makes you a liar, because I'm drunk as hell and you are still here!
    *Imitating his Mom* Stop yelling, you're making Sheldon cry!
    *Imitating his Dad* I'll tell you what is making Sheldon cry, that I let you name him SHELDON!
    
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