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  1. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    Elementary school: eww you kissed him!
    Middle school:C'mon kiss kiss kiss!
    High school: Seriously guys, stop making out and get a room!

  2. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    A Teenage Bucket List

    Tell my crush how I really feel. Own every color of nail polish. Learn the alphabet backwards. Go on a no budget
    shopping spree. Break a players' heart. Sing in front of a
    crowd. Go skydiving. Party in the White House. Eat a
    Krabby Patty. Be in a flash mob. Have one of those
    'What happened last night?' moments. Eat every flavor of
    ice-cream. Use a fake name at Starbucks. Find Hogwarts.
    Kiss my boyfriend on the big screen at a hockey game.
    Buy a homeless person a meal. Thank Taylor Swift. Surf a
    crowd. Walk the red carpet. Get really tan. Collect a
    bunch of scented handsanitizers. Be in a commercial.
    Read my Witty to all the people who bullied me.
    Get married. Kiss in the middle of a snowstorm.
    Stay alive and live life to the fullest.
    jayciecutie01's format.
    inspired by many people and websites.
    part two?

  3. Love_is_forever_x33 Love_is_forever_x33
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    How many facial expressions, do you have?
    On a scale of
    Kristen Stewart
    to
    Nicki Minaj

  4. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    did you know you can bite off yourfinger
    as easily as you bite a carrot?
    but your brain is like
    "no! don't eat your finger!"
    and that's why you can't.

  5. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    Let's favorite this for,
    demi lovato. to me, she's been such an inspiration and through all the stress, the pressure and her own problems, she's managed to rise above it all, and inspire others. demi is a skyscraper and to me, she deserves the world. so, how about a few favorite for her?
    nmf.or nmq

  6. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    Dear MTV,
    I'm a teen virgin.
    Where's my show?

  7. AlyaStunninnX3 AlyaStunninnX3
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    Boy : I Have a Gf :D
    Dad : *Hi-5*
    Mom : Whose the tramp ?!
    Girl: I Have a Bf :D
    Mom : I can't wait to meet Him < 3
    Dad : Where's the ShotGun ?!

  8. cutters_best_remody cutters_best_remody
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 12:43pm UTC
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  9. who_am_living_for_2 who_am_living_for_2
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 11:47am UTC
    My best friend and I,
    decided to carry around a mistletoe
    and hold it over our crushes and be like
    " Oh how did that get there? Well you know the rules...(;"
    who dares me?

    nmf

  10. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    I don't even fit in here,
    so why go and
    pretend like I do?
    - selena gomez.♥

  11. WhyAmISoShy WhyAmISoShy
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    How can I tell her "I love you" ?
    Just do it!
    Ok,let's practice it with you..
    Ok
    I love you <3
    I love you too, now go and tell her
    I just did♥
    Fave, if you wanna get a message like that!♥
    facebook.

  12. cvnt* cvnt* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    He'snotyourPrinceCharming
    --------> If he doesn't m a k e s u r e y o u k n o w that
    you'rehisprincess

    -Demi Lovato


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. KodacJason KodacJason
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 4:55pm UTC
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  15. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 10:10am UTC
    HATE
    IS A STRONG WORD.
    BUT SO IS
    LOVE
    SO DON'T JUST THROW AROUND EITHER
    WITHOUT MEANING IT

  16. rec0ver rec0ver
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    I fall for people so damn easily, A silly text message, a wave in the hallway, or maybe just a simple hello. I fall easily, and then I get let down. I fall, and I fall, and I fall, Isetuphighexpatationsandtheycrashdownonme.

  17. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    We are the perfect couple.
    We’re just not in the perfect situation.

    credit; beachylove ashleymclovin

  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    WHAT GIRLS HATE;
    when guys call other girls hot, in front ofyou

  19. cupcake069 cupcake069
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    *frozen computer*
    hmm... maybe if i spaztasticly click everywhere it will start to work...

    credit; beachylove ashleymclovin

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    When I'm always in my room
    My parents complain.
    When I go out too much,
    My parents complain.
    © ThatsSoMeee

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