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katberndt1
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April 24, 2012 12:18pm UTC

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BravoSierra
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April 19, 2012 2:21pm UTC

credittoforgeter
"Would you like the receipt in the bag?"
"Nope, you can put it in my ear."

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Shuddupwhore
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April 24, 2012 8:21pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Call it old fashioned but;
I still think it's cute when someone writes you a love letter.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sophsunflower12
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April 19, 2012 6:48pm UTC

"say cheese!"
...or you can look like duck. yeah, that's cool too.

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BellaSwan14
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April 16, 2012 4:26pm UTC

A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
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br0kenwings
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March 27, 2012 8:23pm UTC

I've talked to friends,
I've talked to myself,
I've talked to God,
I ' V E P R A Y E D L I K E H E L L,
but I still miss you.

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goose2010
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March 29, 2012 9:44pm UTC

why can't the morning news ever say
Today has been canceled
GO BACK TO SLEEP.

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foreverandalways41400
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March 26, 2012 8:05pm UTC

i hate it when, i plan a conversation in my head,
but the other person doesn't follow the script.

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IBeHetze
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March 28, 2012 7:53pm UTC

The first time I had a Mcflurry
I thought the spoon was a straw too.

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zebrastripes3
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April 1, 2012 6:56pm UTC

I want to defriend you...
but your pictures and
status updates make me
feel better about myself.

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xolacrosseox
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August 27, 2011 10:11pm UTC

How you get sleepy after crying,
It’s like your mind is telling you, “you’ve suffered enough,
it’s time to shut down for a bit.”

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KrystalKastles
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August 19, 2011 9:49pm UTC

I can't wait to get married,because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend. -my little brother's friend. ♥

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BravoSierra
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February 26, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
WHOOPS.
You forgot to put your boobs in your shirt.

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