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1080 faves · 15 comments · Apr 24, 2012 12:18pm

katberndt1

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KimberlyluvsU · 1 decade ago
Try this " Hello this is Vicky from the itty bitty titty committee ,how are you today. Are they soft or firm?
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katberndt1 · 1 decade ago
:D
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OneDirection2012 · 1 decade ago
I just say:
This is your bank, you it, we bank it :3♥
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red_vans101 · 1 decade ago
I'm gonna try this! :D

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Pia · 1 decade ago
awkward moment when its my mum n im lyk that
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ifyouaskedmeifilovedhimidlie · 1 decade ago
Once my boyfriend of the time and I prank called my grandma at 11 pm saying, "Washington bank. You squeeze em we freeze em. Would you like to make a donation?" ....she didn't know it was us at the time and said, "no but you can make one for me!" then we felt bad and had to call to apologize and got cussed out...
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candy2015 · 1 decade ago
Someone did this as a prank call t me once O.o
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a_fink26 · 1 decade ago
Lmaooo
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XxanonymousheartxX · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHA. i just died!!!! lmfao.
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LoveLoveLove1226 · 1 decade ago
i will be doing this now!
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dancergurl2327 · 1 decade ago
or you can also do "Rodney's Roadkill, you kill 'em we grill 'em how may i help you?"
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SexyCountryGirl1097 · 1 decade ago
I always say "Mike's Bank, you squeeze it, we freeze it, how can we harvest you today?"
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SMFx27 · 1 decade ago
I just died.. finally some quality quotes!
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PayOli · 1 decade ago
HAHAHA this just made my day xD
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lestrangeXstaygold · 1 decade ago
you spank it, we bank it lol
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