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zebrastripes3

1. zebrastripes3
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2012 5:30pm UTC
   Am I the only one who,
   wonders if Taylor Swift is a virgin?
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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2. zebrastripes3
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2012 6:56pm UTC
   I want to defriend you...
   but your pictures and
   status updates make me
   feel better about myself.
   
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3. zebrastripes3
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2011 7:37pm UTC
   Holocaust jokes are NOT
   funny Anne Frankly I
   think they're just wrong.
   
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4. zebrastripes3
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2011 7:29pm UTC
   What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
   Gagged.
   
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5. zebrastripes3
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2011 7:17pm UTC
   Wanted to find a Dunkin Donuts in Kansas.
   Followed a cop. Took 3 minutes.
   .♥.
   
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6. zebrastripes3
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2011 7:11pm UTC
   Statistics show 1 out of 20 people live
   next to a convicted pedofile.
   Not me. I live next to two sexy twelve year olds.
   
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7. zebrastripes3
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2011 6:46pm UTC
   This time won't you save me?
   baby, I can feel myself giving up
   ♥
   
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8. zebrastripes3
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   November 7, 2011 11:34am UTC
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9. zebrastripes3
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2011 10:33am UTC
   &&I'm justsaying
   you could do better...
   
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10. zebrastripes3
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 10:29am UTC
    Once you had the best boy you can't do better..
    && baby I'm the best so you can't do better. ♥
    
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11. zebrastripes3
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    November 5, 2011 11:34pm UTC
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12. zebrastripes3
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    On a scale of
    Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden
    how good was my hiding spot?
    
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13. zebrastripes3
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    All that I know is I don't know,
    how to be something you miss..
    ♥ ♥♥
    
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14. zebrastripes3
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    Life is a fashion show;
    & The world is your runway
    
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15. zebrastripes3
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 4:31am UTC
    So what, if I'm talking too loud?
    I'm not afraid of standing out.♥
    
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16. zebrastripes3
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    July 3, 2011 2:16am UTC
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17. zebrastripes3
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 3:14am UTC
    OMG.
    i haven't gotten my period since last year.
    Girl: Suck my right nut.
    Boy: You don't have nuts.
    Girl: Yes I do, their just a little
    higher up.
    Boy: You mean your boobs?
    Girl: I think you mean chesticles.(:
    
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18. zebrastripes3
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    30 days of justin bieber
    day 5: favorite song by justin bieber
    I don't really have a favorite.. I like em all(:
    
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19. zebrastripes3
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 4:49am UTC
    ♥♥♥
    You're so beautiful
    but that's not why I love you
    I'm not sure you know
    that the reason I love you
    is you, being you, just you
    and that's why I love you
    ♥♥♥
    
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20. zebrastripes3
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    30 days of justin bieber
    day 4: favorite quote by justin bieber
    "There's gonna be times when people tell you that you can't live your
    dreams, this is what I tell them, Never Say Never!" ((:
    
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