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  1. OnlyAtNight OnlyAtNight
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons,
    make grape juice,
    & watch the world wonder,
    how you did it(:

  2. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Double WTF:
    What The F___
    Where The Food?!?

  3. zimchim* zimchim*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    I don't freak out when I see a spider.
    No,
    I freeze, forget how to breathe, and slowly walk out of the room that holds my potenial death.

  4. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    I don't just sing in the shower.
    I dance. It's a whole performance in there..

  5. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Harry Potter: The boy who lived
    Katniss Everdeen: The girl on fire
    Bella Swan: The girl who did nothing
    nmq

  6. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Soft kitty,
    Warm kitty,
    Little ball of fur.
    Happy kitty,
    Sleepy kitty,
    Purr, purr, purr.
    I am so going to make my boyfriend sing this to me every time I'm sick.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    me: *calls grocery store* do you have cotton balls?
    guy on phone: yes.
    me: does it tickle when you walk?
    guy on phone: *click*

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    when someone says "it's getting hot in here,"
    I automatically think, "so take of all your clothes."

  9. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    You better
    take good care of your eyes, because they're
    the only balls you've got...
    -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee

  10. CrazyAtHeart CrazyAtHeart
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Admit It.
    You've yelled at inanimate objects before.

  11. ColorMeeSamm ColorMeeSamm
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    The worst part of summer?
    Bug bites. E V E R Y W H E R E.

  12. teenagerpostss teenagerpostss
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    teenager post #207
    I hate texting people first. I feel awkward, annoying, and unwanted.

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    "There is no way i will hate the fans
    everything about them is lovable."
    - Niall Horan ♥
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  14. __OneDirectionerForever__ __OneDirectionerForever__
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:15am UTC
    True Yolo.
    French Boy: Bonjour belle, je t'aime
    British Boy: You look gorgeous today love.
    Australlian Boy: I was going to go surfing with my mates but then i laid my eyes on you.
    Italian Boy: Ciao Belle, te amo.
    Latin Guys: Hola bonita que aqui hay una rosa.
    American Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.

  15. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Thinking you sound like Adele
    while you sing in the shower
    but in reality you sound like Rebecca Black

  16. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Safest Place for me
    is my room because
    i can be alone for awhile
    so i dont have to worry
    about getting bullied

  17. Alexandrah417 Alexandrah417
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    One day I'm going to get a bumper sticker that says
    "Why was six afraid of seven?"
    Then have a license plate below it with
    CUZ-789

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. thelovelydead thelovelydead
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Am I the only one who enjoys
    Facebook fights?
    It's like BRING ON THE POPCORN AND WAIT.
    nmf

  20. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    NIALLS LAUGH.
    Is so sexual,
    I'm pretty sure it gets girls pregnant.

:)

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