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xBeautifulDngerx
posted a quote
April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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ChocoTaco
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July 29, 2013 7:29pm UTC

It would be cool if the country you lived in was based on your taste in music.
You would live in the country of your favorite band or artist, and you got to go to unlimited concerts by them. All your neighbors would have the same taste in music, and all you would wear is band merch everyday. Parties would have the best music and dancing. And you wouldn't have to deal with annoying fangirls from different fandoms. If you changed your taste in music you could move to a different country, and if you wanted to see a different band in concert you could go for a vacation in another country.

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Maicy Rasmus*
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July 29, 2013 7:14pm UTC

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Amenah
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 3:10pm UTC

You don't know true pain
until you catch your hair in a zipper. It's worse than stepping on lego...
nmf.
G

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happiest*
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July 29, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Can we just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of chips we’re getting when we open the can

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gab*
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July 29, 2013 1:36am UTC

PLEASE DO NOT LAUGH AT ME
OR HATE ME FOR THIS BUT before i ever heard of the song "radioactive" i thought imagine dragons was some sort of virtual website for kids. maybe dress up your own dragon, customize it and sorts. give it a name. have a home for you and your dragon. battle with other dragons. earn points and rewards. show off your medals. having to get a "grownup's permission" to pay for a membership. you know, imagine dragons.

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Jewel
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September 18, 2011 1:08pm UTC

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Todaywillbedifferent98
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 1:08pm UTC

Dear guys,
Don't lead a girl on and play around with her feelings.
Sincerely, you have absolutely NO idea how long a boy's words can stay in a girl's mind..

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shaewow1234
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 9:47am UTC

Getting awkwardly caught in "it's not what it looks like" situations. o_o

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jordankimberly21
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 5:20pm UTC

you're as useless
>>> as the 'g' in 'lasagna.'

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 12:09pm UTC

I am on a seafood diet
i see food and i eat it and
i diet diet dietf

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Jewel
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 12:11pm UTC

Eyeing your toys suspiciously after watching toy story. ♥

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soccerlover123
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 11:05am UTC

never
FORGET
what someone says to you when they are
ANGRY
because that is when the truth comes out.
nmq/f

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hatersmakemestronger
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 4:54pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 3:11pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
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..•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•* According to physics ..•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*
A bumblebee should not be able to fly.
But it doesn't know that, so it
..•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•* Keeps flying anyway ..•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*
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yourfavemistake
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 1:29pm UTC

That awkward moment when
The skinniest person in a group says, "I feel fat."
And everyone stares.
♥

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lmclean08
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 2:26pm UTC

I've always wanted a pet unicorn.
they seem so cool, like hey look at my horn.

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Bpavlovitch1
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 12:59pm UTC

The moment ///// you think about
giving up ,
Remember why you held on ,
for so long. // ♥

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