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You don't know true pain

until you catch your hair in a zipper. It's worse than stepping on lego...


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You don't know true pain until you catch your hair in a zipper.

145 faves · 38 comments · Jul 29, 2013 3:10pm

Amenah

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Amenah


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funny · omfgithurtssobad · advice

InsertAliasHere · 6 years ago
imagine a 12 year old just getting here period...
and getting your hair caught on the sticky side of a pad
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gigi58 · 6 years ago
when you catch your skin in it :S
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emilygm* · 6 years ago
Forget zippers. I got my hair stuck in velcro once...
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Sandie · 6 years ago
Good Lord have mercy o.o
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emilygm* · 6 years ago
IKR, and happy belated birthday :D
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autumnconquers · 6 years ago
I disagree.
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Amenah · 6 years ago
Okay. :) It IS just a joke. ^-^
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autumnconquers · 6 years ago
I didn't mean it negatively. I just didn't add smileys.
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Amenah · 6 years ago
Alright. Just making sure. xD
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dolph* · 6 years ago
Probably worse to catch your d/ck in your zipper.
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BringMeTheEric happy witty anniversary! · 6 years ago
The worst is catching your scrot.um in it, that sh/t hurts for weeks.
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dolph* · 6 years ago
Imagine catching your cl.it in the zipper.
Oh
My
God
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Amenah · 6 years ago
I wouldn't know.
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Fall4you · 6 years ago
I was half asleep when it happened so I actually pulled hard...
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Amenah · 6 years ago
...*cringe* That really really really sucks.
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Kaleidoscope Eyed* · 6 years ago
i had my lip stuck in my coat zipper once.... not fun
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Amenah · 6 years ago
... That's something I'd have nightmares about. :/
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Kaleidoscope Eyed* · 6 years ago
it was horrible i was like 6 or 8 0_O it was badd
.....
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Amenah · 6 years ago
It sounds life-scarring.

(ohooooohhh~ im so funneh)
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Kaleidoscope Eyed* · 6 years ago
:)
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beebessey · 6 years ago
I have a scar on my forehead from my best friend kicking me off the bed and I fell on a pair of jeans and it cut my forehead.
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dolph* · 6 years ago
Lmfao so hard right now
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Amenah · 6 years ago
Oh my God. o-o They're actually deadly...
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beebessey · 6 years ago
Haha yes they are!
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meow* · 6 years ago
Wow, worst pain ever..
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Amenah · 6 years ago
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
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meow* · 6 years ago
lol for once im not..
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Amenah · 6 years ago
Haha, it was the '..' that confused me. ^-^
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meow* · 6 years ago
oh mkay
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nicolešŸŒ¹* · 6 years ago
omg! I thought I was the only one who hates when this happens
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Amenah · 6 years ago
You are not alone.
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guitarboy20 · 6 years ago
don't be scared by the pic names the studio named each pose she took :P
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guitarboy20 · 6 years ago
oh god.. no comment ;)
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Amenah · 6 years ago
....
OMYGODJAKE I DID NOT NEED THAT MENTAL IMAGE
*scarred and screaming*
:'/
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guitarboy20 · 6 years ago
sorry... ;)
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guitarboy20 · 6 years ago
hey you thought of it in the wrong way I didn't specify....
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Amenah · 6 years ago
....go step on lego.

>.<
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guitarboy20 · 6 years ago
:) I did with farjanas toys everywhere theres no where in the house where you can step :/ did you see the pics?

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