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  1. dapz95 dapz95
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 5:38am UTC
    lost in your eyes;
    yes baby always
    tangled up in your eyes


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    So, today I went out with my godmother
    and sister for a few hours or so, and we
    just talked.
    Godmother: I'm not worried about Maddy,
    but I'm worried about you, Hanna.
    Me: Why?
    Godmother: Because you don't talk.
    Me: Bad?
    Godmother: Yes, it's bad. You need to be able
    to talk to people but you don't; it's like you never
    learned how to communicate because everyone
    always pushed you aside for your sisters. It's no
    way to live and I worry about you.
    I just sorta nodded it off. T'was a shocking conversation.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
    ~Jim Carrey
    Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
    Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html#W5pI5dIhl8cSJzZT.99
    Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
    Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html#W5pI5dIhl8cSJzZT.99
    Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
    Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html#W5pI5dIhl8cSJzZT.99
    Format Credit: LettingSecretsGo

  7. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    & the best year of my life was the year i spent with you..

  8. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    Baby grind with me, relax your mind,
    take your time with me,i love you deeper if you cry for me,
    now come and kiss me till yo body gets weak, just grind with me baby

  9. Immortality* Immortality*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    What if a ghost is in love with me
    and is using its powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot

  10. What_I_Really_Think What_I_Really_Think
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    What I say: Sorry, I'm not feeling chatty
    What I mean: Sorry I'm not feeling chatty. But I'm telling you this because I want you to carry on talking to me because I'm feeling really alone and I really need you here. Sorry I can't say much but I'd really like you to say something...

  11. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    AND IF YOUR H EART WEARS THIN,
    I'll hold you up.
    AND I WILL HIDE YOU,
    when it gets too much.
    Please don't remove this!

  12. lost_in_the_music lost_in_the_music
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 4:17am UTC
    My mom: finds door to the attic*
    Me: what's that?
    My mom: I don't know *starts opening it*
    Me: NO STOP HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM SCARY MOVIES DONT OPEN IT DONT
    My mom: *stops opening it*
    My sisterr: what's going on?
    Me:mom decided its smart to open the attic
    My sister: are you kidding me mom have you learned nothing from paranormal activity if you open the attic you'll get possessed and kill everyone
    My mom:*goes to open the attic*
    Me and my sister: STOP
    My mom: nevermind there's probably spiders up there


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    Phineas: I know what we're gonna do today!
    Ferb:
    Ferb: Of course you do, you triangle-headed c*nt. Maybe I wanted to decide what to do today. Did you ever think of that? No. You never think about what I want, you f*cking b*tch. We have the funds to prevent natural disaster and cure cancer, but no, you'd rather f*ck around and build rollercoasters and sh*t. Someday I will end your f*cking life, just you wait and see.

  15. Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤* Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    Some words are better left unsaid, and some people are better off as just friends. But just because of that, it doesn't mean it's theend. Never give up hope. Never give up love. Never give up amazingfriends.

  16. JazzySnow JazzySnow
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    I wanted to google, "What do I say when someone sneezes?" I got to "What do I���" and you know what the first suggestion was? What do iguanas eat. WHAT DO IGUANAS EAT. Now I'm curious.

  17. Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤* Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    It isn't love if that person doesn't make you a better person. I'm not saying completely different just maybe your attitude towards life per say.

  18. Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤* Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 9:00am UTC
    Find someone who will: Never get tired of kissing you everyday. Hugs you when you're jealous. Understandingly keeps silent when you're mad. squeezes your hand when you're not in the mood. Plans and imagines the future with you in it. And when you find that someone .. Never let go.

  19. Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤* Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    Our Conversations < 3

  20. AllieSmith7 AllieSmith7
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    Mr. Lynch: Yes! The Starbucks logo is a mermaid! In mythology, what do mermaid represent?
    Marley: They make coffee!
    Mr. Lynch: Oh, yes, they have a little coffee grinder on their.. Err, rock.. Now, what do they represent?
    Sharon: Sirens!
    Mr. Lynch: Yes!!! Sirens! Now what to they do?
    Class: Uhh..
    Mr. Lynch: They DRAG you in! Like Starbucks does!
    Class: OOOOOHHHHHH!

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