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  1. storyofmylifee storyofmylifee
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    There will always be a part of me that will love you, want to talk to you and miss you, there will always be a part of me who needs you.

  2. jjtorie jjtorie
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Your Beautiful.
    I'm not!
    Go look in a mirror, did it break? No, cause your beautiful. Go stand on the scale, did it say error? No, cause your skinny. Look down at your phone. Are you alone? No, because you have me.
    nmf

  3. jjtorie jjtorie
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 6:37pm UTC
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    The Awkward Moment When someone says;
    You two should date!
    and you're thinking:
    B*TCH! I'M WORKING ON IT!
    ♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥
    Format by twilightgirl995

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Zayn: i had my first kiss when i was 17
    Niall: and how old are you now?
    Zayn: 17
    Niall: sort your life out mate
    (OneDirection)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. moonbeampie moonbeampie
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    *teacher calls name on roll*
    normal people:Here!
    me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
    *sends email*
    normal people: logs out.
    me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
    *arrives early to event*
    normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
    me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
    *somebody was mean to me*
    normal people: argues, then forgets it.
    me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
    *remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
    normal people: *laughs*
    me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

  7. Allison13Xoxo Allison13Xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    .Gay marriage is legal in 6 states.Having sexx with a horse is legal in 23.Good going, America.

  8. luvluvluv65 luvluvluv65
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    Sometimes, I don't know why
    I Feel like My Friends
    Hate Me.
    Or Don't Like Me
    template from swagginitup96

  9. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    Always stand up
    for what you believe in
    Even if that means
    Your standing alone.♥
    nmf

  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    "Being a directioner isn't about how many ipod cases you have,
    it isn't about how much poster you have on you're wall,
    its about the amount of heart you have for each and every single one of the boys
    and not just one of them
    you're not proving yourself by showing me you're one direction
    shirt and then saying "lewis" a seconed later, is about the amount of emotions that comes into you when you talk about you're boys.
    its the heart that maters not the wallet"
    - OneDirection
    format credit to OneDirection/credit to Jill

  11. ineedyou_xo ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Who remembers these songs from 2009?
    Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas
    Poker Face - Lady Gaga
    Just Dance - Lady Gaga
    I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas
    Right Round - Flo Rida
    Single Ladies - Beyonce
    You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift
    Dead and Gone - TI
    You Found Me - The Fray
    Use Somebody - Kings of Leon
    Knock You Down - Keri Hilson
    Blame it on the Alcohol - Jamie Foxx
    I Know You Want Me - Pitbull
    Kiss Me Thru the Phone - Soulja Boy
    Down - Jay Sean
    The Climb - Miley Cyrus
    Halo - Beyonce
    Hot and Cold - Katy Perry
    Second Chance - Shinedown
    Circus - Britney Spears
    Party in the USA - Miley Cyrus
    Don't Trust Me - 3OH!3
    Run This Town - Jay-Z,Rihanna
    Fire Burning - Sean Kingston
    Whatever You Like - T.i.
    Good Girls Go Bad - Cobra Starship
    So What - Pink
    She Wolf - Shakira
    Fallin' For You - Colbie Calliet
    2008 songs: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5475692

  12. MaiiEeeShaSha MaiiEeeShaSha
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    You are in an imaginary relationship with Your Crush.
    ♥ 1 minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

  13. Meghan* Meghan*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    In a parallel universe:
    Unicorns: I don't believe in humans.

  14. Blueeyegurl417 Blueeyegurl417
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Niall Horan is in a relationship with Nandos
    ♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    nmf

  15. Oreos Oreos
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    Crumpets.
    Scones.
    Tea.
    One of our many conversations (:

  16. abbs0lutelysoftball abbs0lutelysoftball
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    For every fav on this quote I will share one by one my bucket list. It's quite interesting I must admit.

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 10:21am UTC
    Harry Styles is in a relationship with Louis Tomlinson
    ♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

  18. xoBlondie xoBlondie
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 8:23am UTC
    *Walking into my best friends' house*
    Him:Oh hey. I'm making food, do you want any?
    Me:Um, is something burning...?
    Him:OHMYGOSH MYRAMENNOODLES!!!
    *runs to the kitchen like a maniac*
    His sister: Ladies and gentlemen, My brother...

  19. chick_orange chick_orange
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 8:28am UTC
    So today I feel like making lots of people smile :)
    So favourite this quote...
    And I will write something nice on your profile..
    I will do everyone!!!
    If I miss you, comment on this quote, just so I can do yours :))
    chickorange :)


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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