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BabeeGurl
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November 2, 2012 10:42pm UTC

My Mind: Let's go to the gym!
My Body: Dude, chill. This couch is really comfortable.

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craziirose
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November 2, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Younger brother: Why is the sun so yellow?
Me: I peed on it.

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jamieiscool224
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November 2, 2012 8:10pm UTC

Your a girl..
Your a brown haired girl..
Your a girl that everyone goes to..
Your a girl who has feelings..
Your a girl, who's waiting for that special someone.. <3
Your a girl that isn't perfect.. 10/10
Your a girl that's beautiul, but think's your ugly..
Your a girl who think's you will be Forever alone..
Your a girl who has a wonderful family..
Your a girl.... with everything you need..
Favourite if this describes you..... <3

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Naja
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November 2, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been sooo awkward. "What are you doing, why are you holding me???"
"Shhh just trust me."

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Spuddy1o1
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November 2, 2012 10:54pm UTC

*back in the days*
me: No! don't!
friend: I have to, it's the only way.
me: Please!
friend: Don't ever forget about me.
*friend lets go of hand and goes down
slide.*

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Hale_Storm18
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November 2, 2012 2:37pm UTC

Sophmore: You're cute. I like your face. You have a cute face.
Upperclassman who added me on Facebook: Hey, just so you know, you are extremely beautiful
Every guy in my grade: Why is that potatoe wearing clothes and walking around?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?

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*Emily the freak*
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 5:07pm UTC

Am I the only one who likes the
yellow
starbursts the best?

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Meowcat
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November 2, 2012 6:46pm UTC

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Naja
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November 2, 2012 8:29pm UTC

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quietkid
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November 2, 2012 5:56pm UTC

I now pronounce you dumped and alone
YOU MAY KISS MY ASSS
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cookiecrumbledheart
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November 2, 2012 6:16pm UTC

Spongebob: | ( • )( • ) |
Patrick: / ( • )( • ) \
Squidward: ( (•)(•) )
Plankton: | (•) |
Mr. Krabs: |•||•|
LIKE if you see them :D ♥
MIND = BLOWN:)

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Livelovemusic11
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November 2, 2012 7:14pm UTC

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guy blind folded me and dragged me into a warehouse. I'm still waiting for him to say it's a fabreeze commercial....
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Dumb_Momm
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November 2, 2012 7:11am UTC

Found a naked girl in my son's bed last night...
It's good to see he is helping out homeless
:)

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Meowcat
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November 2, 2012 7:42pm UTC

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subtlysam
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November 2, 2012 5:40pm UTC

see my crush, emily,
she really likes one direction...
niall is her favorite &
her birthday
it's in like 2 weeks
i am going to sing & play (guitar) to her one of niall's solos...
i'm thinking his newest solo
in little things...
good? or not good?
- sam

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KangaDrew
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 2:02pm UTC

Take Me Home by One Direction
is coming out on November 13th...
And so is the next Call of Duty game.
The teenage pregnancy rate is going to go way down this month as guys and girls everywhere start ignoring each other for these two things...

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MyWittyProfile
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November 2, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Romney or Obama?
Neither, I'm voting for Regina George because she got pushed in front of a bus.

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prplesockerninja22
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September 7, 2012 10:44pm UTC

Friend: Why do you talk so fast?
Me: Why do you listen so slow?

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MrefusetosinkH
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September 7, 2012 10:56pm UTC

Not All Superheros Wear Capes.
Some wear camouflage.
Some wear hospital scrubs.
Some wear police uniforms.
Some wear red hats and fireman uniforms.
But either way, they're all heros.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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