Dumb_Momm

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Dumb_Momm

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Member Since: 1 Nov 2012 04:09pm

Last Seen: 9 Dec 2012 10:07pm

Gender: F

user id: 336928

Dumb_Momm
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 5:23pm UTC

Help help help!!!!
My daughter has been vomiting every morning for the past
3 months can someone please tell me a cure for the flue?!?!

Dumb_Momm
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 8:46pm UTC

My son's friends always ask
if they can get a piece of my booty.
It's so cute when the pretend to be pirates!

Dumb_Momm
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 4:52pm UTC

My daughter's Facebook status said "s e x t me ;)"
... so I commented you spelled "text" wrong silly!

Dumb_Momm
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 9:51pm UTC

My son's friends must have a lot of chlorine in their pools,
because every time my son comes home his eyes are completely bloodshot!

Dumb_Momm
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 7:11am UTC

Found a naked girl in my son's bed last night...
It's good to see he is helping out homeless
:)

Dumb_Momm
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 4:47pm UTC

I almost got mad at my son calling me a
'b i t c h'
but then he told me it's French
for 'Awesome'.

Dumb_Momm
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 4:27pm UTC

My son wants to be a pilot!
He's always talking about getting high!
I'm so proud!

Dumb_Momm
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 4:16pm UTC

My daughter is such a great tutor...
Every boy in school is always leaving her room with
a big smile on their face
:)