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1. dancergrl101
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2012 8:24pm UTC
   I
   staring at a dead body in
   a movie to see
   if you can catch them
   moving/breathing :p
   Format credit - RunawayRachel (:
   
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2. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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3. mmeeker713
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2012 9:53am UTC
   if you start to miss me,
   just remember that i didnt
   walk away,
   you let me go
   
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4. Bec1220
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2012 5:34pm UTC
   HarryPotterr's Format.
   teacher:what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
   boy: a teacher!?
   
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5. Andreaxoxo
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2012 6:44pm UTC
   format credit to jayciecutie01; my quote Andreaxoxo
   He's
   the type of boy that I'd pause a game of Temple Run for just to text him back. ♥
   
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6. mayday
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2012 12:48pm UTC
   The awkward moment
   when you catch yourself singing a song you're supposed to hate.
   
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7. KodacJason
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   January 13, 2012 5:12pm UTC
   "Do what makes you happy."
   "So when can I do you? (; "
   
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8. winnie*
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2012 2:28pm UTC
   Today, my two sisters were
   having a fight at the dinner table.
   One is 14, the other is 6.
   My 14 year old sister yelled,
   "Well Santa isn't real!"
   My 6 year old sister responded,
   "Well neither is Edward Cullen!"
   Guess who ran from the table crying?
   My 14 year old sister.
   MLIA.
   format credit: jade672
   
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9. soccer11fh
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2012 9:34pm UTC
   I WISH BOY AND GIRLS COULD
   SLEEP OVER WITHOUT IT BEING A BIG DEAL.
   
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10. mayday
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    January 13, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    I'm not addicted to texting,
    I'm addicted to the person I'm texting.
    
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11. emz_luvzya
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    I dont just sing in the shower
    I dance to (:
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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12. mmeeker713
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 10:33am UTC
    that little heart attack
    you get when you see he texted you first
    (:
    
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13. Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Because of you I find it
    hard to trust not only me,
    but everyone around me.
    
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14. GraciEatYoCooki
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    GIRLS:
    when you ask a boy who they like
    and they say "nobody"
    1% are telling the truth
    5% are lying
    94% that "nobody" is you.
    
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15. brianamae
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 9:26am UTC
    sleeping
    is my drug
    my bed
    is my dealer
    my alarm clock
    is the police.
    school
    is my jail
    and the teachers are the
    security guards.
    
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16. brianamae
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 8:46am UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you call your teacher mom.
    
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17. AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    i wonder if they think about me too
    
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18. LilWayne145
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 9:05am UTC
    when your teacher thinks that
    something she said was funny, and the rest of the class is sitting there like, no. -____________________________-
    
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19. mayday
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    Respect your parents,
    they pay for your internet.
    
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20. Keep_Smilin
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    Catching him looking at you
    And your stomach does that whole wibbly wobbly thing
    NMF
    
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