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WhenAllElseFails
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 3:42pm UTC

I think Bing could have totally crushed
Google if they had called it 'Bang'. I mean, think about it. "I BANGED Channing Tatum".

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 2:10pm UTC

i'm cute if you close your eyes.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Never trust anyone who
puts noses on their smiley faces

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 1:46pm UTC

When I die, I'll go to heaven because I've already done my time in hell.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 1:41pm UTC

i got kicked outta the pool today,
apperenly the breaststroke isn't what i thought it was.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 4:43pm UTC

this one time
in sixth grade i was waiting for
my bus because it was
late and this girl was
cleaning out her locker and a
teacher was helping her and
all of the sudden the teacher started
screaming and the girl started
crying and all i heard was “
YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING
IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 8:45am UTC

valentines day
(2 of 10)
dear crush,
you're hotter than the
bottom of my laptop
( t h a t ' s h o t )
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

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kaylagirl4298

posted a quote
February 10, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Ed Sheeran didn't win a grammy...
Thanks Obama
*mean it as a joke*
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

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jimboslice3
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 1:23pm UTC

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Brother: I don't know
Me: To get to the gay guys house
Brother: What?
Me: Nevermind
Me: Knock Knock
Brother: Whos there?
Me: The chicken!
My Mom: *starts laughing*
True story

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 3:23pm UTC

I want someone
to take me out on one of those surprise dates.
You know?
I’d be totally unaware, not suspecting anything.
I’d go through my day like usual and
when I’m just laying in my sweats, watching TV,
the doorbell rings.
My special someone would be standing there,
all smiling with flowers in his hand, telling me,
“Go get ready, we’re going out tonight.”
And we would just roam the city, take in the night life,
the scenery of what happens when the moon rises.
We’d hold hands, walk under the streetlamps, and talk.
I don’t know, not much of a surprise now that
I’ve said it all out.

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nevertoofake
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 7:50pm UTC

You know your childhood is over when
People your age don't pretend to be pregnant by shoving balls up their shirts.
They actually get pregnant.

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Peace1231
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 5:53pm UTC

Maybe I should start pretending like
nothing ever happened between us,
I mean since it was so easy for you.
♥

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 10:39pm UTC

Never let the fear,
of striking out;
keep you fr'om playing the game.

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dec0de
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 10:16am UTC

When I was in New York in the summer,
my boyfriend Skyped me and said,
"Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City?"
Not cheesy at all.. ♥

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 12:16pm UTC

normal person: sings lyrics
me: sings lyrics
sings backup vocals
sings guitar riffs
air-drums entire song
headbangs

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 10:48pm UTC

Ain't no river wide enough,
to keep me
from getting to you, babe.
♥

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boo1255
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 12:41pm UTC

i've got the best six pack anyone's ever seen,
i've got:
red, yellow, pink, blue, green, and purple.
nobody's got crayons like i do.
nmq

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subtlysam
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 10:04pm UTC

thin girls want to be full,
full girls want to be thin,
girls with straight hair want curly hair,
girls with curly hair want straight hair,
boys who are different want to be "cool",
boys who are "cool" want to be different,
people who are alone want a friend,
people who are surronded by friends want to be alone,
people who are in love want it to go away,
people who have no love want one.
we are unhappy,
we can't accept ourselves,
but together we can overcome those bads in our lives & help eachother find the goods.
lets all just love eachother.

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Rainbow185
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 10:44am UTC

Steve got 635 favourites by saying "QUOTE QUOTE" Lets try this shiz...
QUOTE QUOTE

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