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  1. iluhyoux iluhyoux
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    wITTY, I NEED YOU.
    Please Read
    my boyfriend is talking about suicide
    Because people are being really f*cking rude to him, maybe you could call it bullying. i NEED YOUR HELP TO SHOW HIM THAT IT WILL BE OKAY...i love him so much, and i can't lose him.
    tHIS ISN'T A JOKE.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. christofx christofx
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Anyone know that feeling
    when youre laughing so hard
    no noise is coming out
    so you sit there clapping like a retarted
    seal ?

  4. hafsah hafsah
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Yelling ''STAY!''
    at a non-living object that keeps falling over
    as if it's going to listen to you.

  5. soulsurfer soulsurfer
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    You are beautiful no matter what they say ♥

  6. soulsurfer soulsurfer
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    You are beautiful no matter what they say ♥

  7. soulsurfer soulsurfer
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Instead of calling him "nerdy", why not say he's "smart" ?
    Instead of calling her "weird", why not say she's "unique" ?
    Instead of calling him "conceided", why not say he's "comfortable in his own skin" ?
    You can say nice things about people and still get your point across. Why waste your breath saying something hurtful anyway?

  8. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Things People Don't Say #49
    "WAIT, read the directions first"

  9. punkyally99 punkyally99
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    Who says? Who says you're not perfect?
    Well my dear Selena,
    I think Hannah Montana beat you on that one.

  10. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    Things People Don't Say #45
    "The new Disney Channel shows are WAAAAY better than the old ones. "

  11. SocietyIsSlowlyKillingMe SocietyIsSlowlyKillingMe
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Confirm
    You have been online for one year with out logging off. Do you wish to log off and get a life?
    Yes
    Remind me again next year

  12. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    An english professeur wrote the words:
    "A WOMAN WITHOUT HER MAN IS NOTHING"
    on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
    All of the males in the class wrote:
    "A WOMAN, WITHOUT HER MAN, IS NOTHING."
    All of the females in the class wrote:
    "A WOMAN: WITHOUT HER, MAN IS NOTHING."
    PUNCTUATION IS POWERFUL!

  13. DiNoLoVe DiNoLoVe
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Me:Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
    Friend: I don't know, why?
    Me: She had no arms.
    Friend: okay...
    Me: Knock knock!
    Friend: Who's there?
    Me: Not Sarah
    nmq/didntmeantooffendanyone
    nnmq

  14. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    I keep thinking you're just going to randomly text me and tell me all these feelings you've been hiding. The same ones I have. That you remember all the cute things I did, all the stupid stuff I said. That you'll just text me and tell me I'm the one you want. The one you keep thinking about. I want you to tell me the only reason you left was because you got scared of the feelings you had or because you wanted me too much. Just anything that would give me the slightest bit of hope.

  15. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    You've changed..
    Lol i had to sit back and watch you fall inlove with somebody else.You tell me if you'd be the same after that..
    nmq/nmf

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    what can I possibly do
    to make you fall
    in love with me ?

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 4:24am UTC
    yeah I have friends,
    but they have friends,
    and they have parties,
    and I'm so awkward.

  18. one_direction_infection_01 one_direction_infection_01
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    What if air was really poisenous, but it just took 85 years or so to kill us?
    Mind=blown.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. theflipsideofmypillow theflipsideofmypillow
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    I noticed that whenever a girl (or boy) kills themself, mounds of people are suddenly saying, "It's a shame, they were so beautiful.Here's an idea:Tell them that while they're still alive. Then maybe they'll stick around to hear it. (sixbillionsecrets)

  20. addicted4music addicted4music
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day you're not sure if you should put on normal clothes or PJS

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