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Priya10
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December 22, 2011 6:21am UTC

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
what
Nothing they just waved
Oh?
Did you sea what I did there?
No.
I'm shore you did...
How do you have friends?
Don't be such a beach.

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khsoc02
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December 19, 2011 2:29pm UTC

What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: Pillow fights in bra and underwear.
What Girls Really Do At Sleepovers:
Friend- Did you just fart?
Other Friend- Yep.

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gtills12
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December 14, 2011 6:13pm UTC

Wanna hear a clean joke?
Johny was taking a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles was a man.

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DamnnTaylerx
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November 15, 2011 3:55pm UTC

You know who I'm in love with?
Read the first word again.

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x3hunniebunniex3
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November 16, 2011 2:51pm UTC

i got kicked out of math class today.
Why?!
i guess the answer to "what comes after 69" isn't mouthwash.
i love you, man.
tumblr.

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Jel997
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November 16, 2011 2:59pm UTC

Don't let your mind wander,
its far too small to be let out on its own.

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xxxkasie2110xxx
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 6:58pm UTC

That awkward moment;;
when the guy you like, ask who you like...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dancing_queen1310
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May 1, 2011 9:41am UTC

Fact ;;
you can't look up & stick your tongue out at the same time.
fave if you just tried..

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court9898
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April 18, 2011 10:02am UTC

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yourlittlesecrets
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April 18, 2011 10:57am UTC

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soccertay5
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July 30, 2010 3:13pm UTC

I met him at the movies, and i think you are hot.
A vote says, so does everyone else.
At Aeropastale we first talk, then get kicked out.
You finally ask me out, and i say yes.
We have a great relationship, for 5 months.
You text me and say, we need to talk.
I say whats wrong baby, you say can we just be friends?
I respond with what? why?, and you say it again.
I don't wanna break up with him, i love him
As hard as i try, we break up.
I cry for an hour, thanks a lot by the way.
I miss you, love you, and still think about you ):
T.P +K.R
March 5th-July 25th

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soccertay5
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December 1, 2010 4:42pm UTC

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GraceElizabeth
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November 24, 2010 8:40pm UTC

Boy: Can I have your number?
Girl:Sorry I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I have a goldfish.
Girl: What??
Boy: Oh sorry I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
♥

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shopaholic_
posted a quote
September 17, 2010 3:48pm UTC

10% luck
20%skill
15%concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50%pain
100%reason to remember the name
mine(; maybe? sorry if its already on here

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JORHOG420
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November 12, 2010 4:36pm UTC

Fav:If you say a word over and over again until it doesn't sound like a word to you anymore!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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starstrukkx5
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July 6, 2010 5:30pm UTC

Psst, Squidward, I'm working in the kitchen... at night. Hey Squidward, guess what? I'm chopping lettuce... at night. Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom... at night. OW I burned my hand!... at night.
Gotta love spongebob XD.

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SexySoccerGoalie12
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October 30, 2009 6:46pm UTC

What the hell was God thinking?
Hmm..I'll make girls bleed through there crotches monthly,have to save there legs starting at age 11,shave there underarms,
deal with boobs or no boobs and guys staring, not looking into your eyes, PMS,and All guys have to deal with is shaving there face when there 15 and boners
ya that seems fair!~ !~!~!~!~?
no credit on the fades
credit on the edit tho<3

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SexySoccerGoalie12
posted a quote
December 14, 2009 6:38pm UTC

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([Muddy Cleats])
Booty Calls?
([Soccer balls])

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