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Boy: Can I have your number?
Girl:Sorry I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I have a goldfish.
Girl: What??
Boy: Oh sorry I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.




 

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Boy: Can I have your number? Girl:Sorry I have a boyfriend. Boy:

238 faves · 2 comments · Nov 24, 2010 8:40pm

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xsoccerkicks · 1 decade ago
i love this (:
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cccsoftball13 · 1 decade ago
That's actually wrong, the origanal quote is... " Wanna go out? "
" I have a boyfriend. "
" And I have a fish. "
" What? "
" Oh, I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter. "

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