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soccertay5

1. soccertay5
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   December 1, 2010 4:42pm UTC
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2. soccertay5
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   July 30, 2010 3:13pm UTC
   I met him at the movies, and i think you are hot.
   A vote says, so does everyone else.
   At Aeropastale we first talk, then get kicked out.
   You finally ask me out, and i say yes.
   We have a great relationship, for 5 months.
   You text me and say, we need to talk.
   I say whats wrong baby, you say can we just be friends?
   I respond with what? why?, and you say it again.
   I don't wanna break up with him, i love him
   As hard as i try, we break up.
   I cry for an hour, thanks a lot by the way.
   I miss you, love you, and still think about you ):
   T.P +K.R
   March 5th-July 25th
   
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3. soccertay5
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   June 21, 2010 3:51pm UTC
   I love you more than Spongebob loves makeing craby patties!
   I love you more than Mr.Krabs loves money
   I love you more than Squidward loves playing the clarinet
   I love you more than Sandy loves Texas
   I love you more than Plankton loves to tey to steal the secret formula
   I love you more than Gary loves to meow
   I love you more than Larry loves to lift weights
   I love you more than Patrick loves food
   I love you more than........ I think you het the point ;)
   
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4. soccertay5
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   June 21, 2010 3:15pm UTC
   Waitress: welcome, can i get you anything?
   Customer: I'll have the coffee cake please!
   Waitress: How much coffee would you like on that?
   Customer: ( walks out )
   
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5. soccertay5
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   June 21, 2010 3:00pm UTC
   soccer is where i play my game!
   
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6. soccertay5
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   June 21, 2010 11:52am UTC
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7. soccertay5
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   June 21, 2010 11:49am UTC
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8. soccertay5
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   June 21, 2010 11:41am UTC
   Its pretty sad that Pizza gets to our house before the police!
   
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9. soccertay5
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   June 21, 2010 11:39am UTC
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10. soccertay5
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    June 21, 2010 11:30am UTC
    DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW THERE IS A GOO
    LAGOON IN SPONGEBOB... WHEN HE
    LIVES UNDERWATER??
    
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11. soccertay5
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    June 21, 2010 9:56am UTC
    Girl: Are you wearing moon pants?
    Boy: No why?
    Girl: Cause your butt is out of this world;)
    
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12. soccertay5
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    June 21, 2010 9:46am UTC
    BE LIKE A TREE AND LEAVE!
    ( get it? trees have leaves!)
    
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13. soccertay5
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    June 21, 2010 9:44am UTC
    Put an egg in your shoe and beet it!
    (get it?.. lik run fast!)
    
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