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Baybayx43

1. Baybayx43
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2012 11:04am UTC
   What if everyone's eyelashes were little mini penises?
   
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2. Baybayx43
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   May 18, 2012 11:34am UTC
   Math tells us three of the saddest love stories:
   1) Of parallel lines, who are never meant to meet.
   2) Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever.
   3) And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but could never be together.
   
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3. Baybayx43
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   May 18, 2012 11:32am UTC
   Does anyone else google "Who's the cutest" when they're feeling down?
   i smile every time :)
   
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4. Baybayx43
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   May 15, 2012 11:32am UTC
   Hey i just met you.
   and this might seem crazy
   but i'm almost famous,
   so f uck me baby ♥
   
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5. Baybayx43
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   May 15, 2012 11:28am UTC
   Me: I'm gonna do some deep thinking in the shower tonight
   -gets in the shower-
   Me: LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY!
   
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6. Baybayx43
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2012 11:26am UTC
   If you're trying to decide something, flip a coin.
   Because when it's in the air,
   You suddenly know what you're hoping for.
   
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7. Baybayx43
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   May 3, 2012 11:12am UTC
   What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
   
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8. Baybayx43
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   February 22, 2012 4:21pm UTC
   Haters are like crickets
   You can hear them, but you can't see them, and when you walk past them, they're silent.
   
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9. Baybayx43
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   January 22, 2012 8:39pm UTC
   Turn on #51
   Knowing you're turning THEM on
   
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10. Baybayx43
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Turn on #50
    When they tell you how badly they want you
    
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11. Baybayx43
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    January 22, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Turn on #49
    Basketball shorts
    
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12. Baybayx43
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    January 22, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Turn on #48
    When they know you're not in the mood, but they tease you till you give in
    
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13. Baybayx43
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    Turn on #47
    The "Can I?" look in their eyes
    
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14. Baybayx43
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    October 10, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    To let a fool kiss you is stupid,
    To let a kiss fool you is worse.
    
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15. Baybayx43
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    October 10, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    If you're ever feeling sad;
    http://1000000reasons.tumblr.com/
    
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16. Baybayx43
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    August 15, 2011 1:56am UTC
    Turn on #46
    Dominance
    
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17. Baybayx43
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    August 15, 2011 1:23am UTC
    You're not ugly,
    society is.
    
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18. Baybayx43
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    August 8, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    Turn on #45
    Getting as close as you can without kissing them
    
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19. Baybayx43
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    August 8, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    Turn on#44
    When they ask if you like it
    
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20. Baybayx43
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 11:35pm UTC
    BéseMe
    Küssen Sie Mich
    M'embrasser
    Kus Mij
    BaciarMi
    Kyss mig
    Beni Öp
    Poljubuiti Se mi
    Kiss Me♥
    
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