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June 21, 2010 3:51pm UTC

I love you more than Spongebob loves makeing craby patties!
I love you more than Mr.Krabs loves money
I love you more than Squidward loves playing the clarinet
I love you more than Sandy loves Texas
I love you more than Plankton loves to tey to steal the secret formula
I love you more than Gary loves to meow
I love you more than Larry loves to lift weights
I love you more than Patrick loves food
I love you more than........ I think you het the point ;)

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soccertay5
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June 21, 2010 3:15pm UTC

Waitress: welcome, can i get you anything?
Customer: I'll have the coffee cake please!
Waitress: How much coffee would you like on that?
Customer: ( walks out )

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soccertay5
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June 21, 2010 3:00pm UTC

soccer is where i play my game!

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June 21, 2010 11:52am UTC

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June 21, 2010 11:49am UTC

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soccertay5
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June 21, 2010 11:41am UTC

Its pretty sad that Pizza gets to our house before the police!

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soccertay5
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June 21, 2010 11:30am UTC

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW THERE IS A GOO
LAGOON IN SPONGEBOB... WHEN HE
LIVES UNDERWATER??

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soccertay5
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June 21, 2010 9:56am UTC

Girl: Are you wearing moon pants?
Boy: No why?
Girl: Cause your butt is out of this world;)

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soccertay5
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June 21, 2010 9:46am UTC

BE LIKE A TREE AND LEAVE!
( get it? trees have leaves!)

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soccertay5
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June 21, 2010 9:44am UTC

Put an egg in your shoe and beet it!
(get it?.. lik run fast!)

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June 20, 2010 7:06pm UTC

You know you're old when . . . "getting a little action" means your prune juice is working.

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x3pauuulina
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June 20, 2010 7:54pm UTC

Spell your name and see what it means;
A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H:easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: loving and caring O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: textaholic V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be sweet and funny at times
P; popular with all types of people
A; hot
U; textaholic
L; smile to die for
I; loves to laugh and smile
N; loving and caring
A; hot

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xoxapplexox
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June 19, 2010 1:26pm UTC

I was in Starbucks yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my Latte and then noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
MLIA

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xocutiepie7
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June 19, 2010 6:47pm UTC

paper beats rock?
oh okay, i'll throw my rock at you then you defend yourself with your paper.
^^facebook(:

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