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  1. LiliBlackHeart LiliBlackHeart
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    The fake laugh you do
    When you don't understand what somebody just said to you

  2. leahxD leahxD
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    & who else
    Doesn't look at the clock
    in class
    Hoping that time
    will go quicker?
    nmf

  3. ilovehimforever14 ilovehimforever14
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    NERD RAP:
    " Math city b*tch, math math city b*tch, math city b*tch, math math city b*tch, 10,10,10 and 20 equals
    50 b*tch."

  4. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Guess what?.
    hold your cursor over this quote.

  5. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    One Direction Fact#204
    Harry got a star tattoo underneath his arm. Rumor has it that each point represents each member of One Direction.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    See, Harry won't let the attention go to his head. He is proud to be 1/5 of One Direction.

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    if you don't want me to reply sarcastically,
    stop asking stupid questions.

  7. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    awww he's so cute when he's BREATHING ♥

  8. kravutskea kravutskea
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    Beauty
    isn't measured
    in pounds

  9. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    You woke up today, Too?
    We have so much in common, omg. We're meant to be. ♥ ♥ ♥

  10. younghomielovelife younghomielovelife
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    12th graders: ewh 11th graders.11th graders: ewh 10th graders.10th graders: ewh 9th graders.9th graders: ewh middle schoolers. middle schoolers: ewh elementary kids.elementary kids: ewh babies. babies: ewh fetus.fetus: ewh wait how am i talking

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Wouldn't it be nice if your ipod
    could detect your mood, and make a playlist for it.
    NFM/FMQ

  12. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    What's the difference between
    snowmen and snowladies?
    snowballs.
    NMF

  13. Mollyyy Mollyyy
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    Think back and replay your year;
    if it doesn't bring either tears of sadness
    or tears of joy
    consider it
    wasted. ♥

  14. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    If lessons were taught as songs,
    my grades would be 100x better.
    ♥♥♥

  15. ry22 ry22
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    5%5 5% of people actually sing the words to rap songs
    2% Just don't sing at all
    93% make random noises, hoping to sound like the person singing
    Fav if your that 93%

  16. xxyourebeautiful xxyourebeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed ?
    Awww Sheet!
    nmf - MissAnna

  17. pcelovekap pcelovekap
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    The best day to ask guys out Is April Fools day.. That way if he says no, you can act like you were joking.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    This "him" guy must be a pimp,
    Because he's got all the girls on witty quoting on what he does ;)
    NMF

  20. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you're mom shouts, 'i need to talk to you' and you think of everything you could have done wrong..

:)

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