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  1. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 4:21pm UTC
    One text from him makes me so dang happy
    I just can't wait
    Until I get to talk to him
    And be silly with him
    And just be in his arms
    And let him see my smile
    The smile
    That is on my face because of him

  2. soccerdogg25 soccerdogg25
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 4:42pm UTC
    Note:
    I have a boyfriend for the first time ever... The world has offially been flipped upside down

  3. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 6:43pm UTC
    I don't want easy
    I want crazy

  4. Kin Kin
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 1:01pm UTC
    So yea I just came out to four of my friends today! Wow what a day!!! I'm very happy though :)

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 6:08pm UTC
    Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
    Me: Someone told me to go to hell
    Me: Couldn't find it at first
    Me: But now I'm here

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 1:28am UTC
    i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit

  7. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 2:54pm UTC
    My parents lied.
    Talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision I've ever made. XD

  8. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:56am UTC
    my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young
    and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

  9. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:08pm UTC
    “I dont care about looks”
    LIAR YOU’RE A LIAR
    YOU ARE LYING

  10. Kin Kin
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 10:48pm UTC
    Hey. So I'm gonna try something new. Im gonna try to be honest. Honest with myself. I'm gonna start out small. I'm gonna start right here on witty. Noboby knows but my witty friends. So here is the very first sentence to being honest.....
    Hi my name is Julian and I am gay.

  11. Kin Kin
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 10:57pm UTC
    OMG MY DOG JUST MEOWED! I SWEAR!!!! TODAY IS LITERALLY THE BEST DAY EVER!!!

  12. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:19pm UTC
    Witty in 2010 : I got only 200 faves. I want more ;( :'(
    Witty now : Omg 20 faves ! Im damn famous. *starts doing robot dance*
    format credit rajsonkar

  13. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 2:15pm UTC
    That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money. “No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 11:01am UTC
    98% of the people I know need to be slapped across the face a couple hundred times

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 12:29pm UTC
    "I never said she stole my money."
    has seven different meanings depending on the word that is stressed.

  16. Kin Kin
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 5:26pm UTC
    I though today was gonna be wonderful!
    Then within a matter of seconds everthing change...
    Wanna know why?
    I thought of you.

  17. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2014 7:21pm UTC
    And your gonna hear
    me ROARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
    Meow

  18. BryonyTheGreat BryonyTheGreat
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 6:17pm UTC
    One died for power. Another for love. And the other treated death as an old friend.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. soccerdogg25 soccerdogg25
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    Creepers
    Chapter 22
    We find a car on the side of the road and sprint over to it. Everett opens the driver’s seat and finds a corpse sitting there. We stare, but it doesn’t move, so he rips it out of the seat. He gets in and turns the key. It starts up pretty easily.
    “Half a tank,” says Everett. “We are going to need to get more gas.”
    I nod as I load the bags into the back of the truck. Everett gets out of the car and helps me load them.
    “Are you okay?” he asks.
    “I’m fine.” I shrug my shoulders. “I just want to get this over with.”
    Everett nods. “Me too.”
    We get in the trunk; I sit in the passenger seat, hugging my knees, and we take off down the road. I stare at the desolate areas we pass and wonder what they were like the day of the apocalypse. Did children live in that house? Did the husband return home to his pregnant wife? Did the girl that worked at the food store get to see her boyfriend again? All these things come to mind as we drive slowly down the road, looking for a gas station.
    Not even ten minutes later, Everett finds one and we pull in. He fills up the tank quickly and fills three extra cans, putting them in the trunk. I bite my lip and turn the radio on, but all I hear is static. I don’t know what I was expecting to hear, but I am a bit disappointed. Everett gets back in the car and hears the static from the radio. He flips through all the stations, but we hear nothing but the constant static. I growl and slam the console of the car.
    “Why can’t any of this be easy? Why can’t there be others to help us? I didn’t sign up for this!” I scream in anger and frustration.
    Everett puts a hand on my shoulder. “No one signed up for this, Riley, but we must be alive for some reason. We must be doing something extra special, even if we’re not supposed to because we survived when no one else did. We can’t waste that.”
    I nod, knowing that he’s right. “Okay, Everett. Just drive, please.”
    He nods and drives off down the road again.
    I must fall asleep because the next thing I know I’m opening my eyes and staring out the window at the darkness. I look at Everett and see bags under his eyes. His eyes are red too, I think maybe he was crying.
    “Everett, do you want me to drive?”
    He shakes his head and keeps his eyes on the road.
    “Come on, Everett, you’ve been driving all day. You need to rest too you know.”
    “Fine, fine, but wake me up if you need me.”
    “Of course.”
    He pulls over to the side of the road and we climb over the seats, so that I am in the driver’s seat and Everett is in the passenger’s seat. He turns to face the window and slumps on his side. I drive for a while and I have to admit that the silence is chilling. I relive the events of the day and a lump forms in the back of my throat. My eyes start to swell up with tears until I can’t see the road clearly, so I pull over and lean my forehead against the steering wheel and cry. I’ve lost everyone; everyone except Everett of course. I don’t even remember seeing Hook, but I’m glad I don’t because if I did I think I would lose it.
    I’m tired. I just feel tired all the time and I don’t want to go on like this, but I will because if I don’t it will hurt Everett too much.
    I can’t leave him alone.
    *****Author's Note*****
    Comment and leave me feedback I really want your input to this story! :)
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