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  1. ScreamMeLovely ScreamMeLovely
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2010 5:22pm UTC
    "Kidnapping"
    is such a strong word.
    I like to think of it as
    "Surprise Adoption"

  2. hcoGAL hcoGAL
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 7:17pm UTC
    Ixsx.xixt xjxuxsxtx mxex?x
    Or are sixth graders.....
    shrinking?

  3. little_miss_sunshine_15 little_miss_sunshine_15
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 2:35pm UTC
    Remember When We Were Little
    we would say
    "Do you like him, or do you
    'LIKE-LIKE' him?"

  4. Goldielocks11 Goldielocks11
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 1:35pm UTC
    I swear he's cute, hold on . . .
    LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE

  5. _today_tomorrow_tonight_forever_ _today_tomorrow_tonight_forever_
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 11:35pm UTC
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  6. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 12:06pm UTC
    I'm gonna go learn Chinese
    x__ so I can understand what the people giving me a pedicure are saying about me. __x

  7. coconutmebabii coconutmebabii
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 1:08pm UTC
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  8. thebeautifulunknown thebeautifulunknown
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    Girls go to college to get more knowledge.
    Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupid-er.
    (;
    →[♥] if you just flashed back to when you were little.

  9. crosbalicious crosbalicious
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 8:11pm UTC
    " Is It Dead? "
    " I Don't Know..."
    " Poke It. "
    x

  10. my-shadow-stalks-me my-shadow-stalks-me
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2010 9:12pm UTC
    i'm not just any stalker.
    i'm your stalker! :)
    [ btw. you're out of milk :) ]

  11. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2010 2:51pm UTC
    &I hate it when
    my gum falls out of my mouth

  12. knockkerrr knockkerrr
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2010 4:54pm UTC
    M y f r i e n d s a r e
    COOLER THAN GIRAFFES.
    And giraffes ,
    they're cool.

  13. liveforthemoment liveforthemoment
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2010 2:45pm UTC
    "who.are.you.on.the.phone.with?"
    "my drug dealer, mom."

  14. xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2009 6:00pm UTC
    diNoSauR ExtiNCtioN
    wasn't an accident .
    barney came along,
    and they all committed
    SuiCiDe

  15. xthosecitylights xthosecitylights
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2010 10:50pm UTC
    Your new girlfriend is like a penny;
    two-faced ; worthless ; and [ found on sidewalks ]
    not my fade, and i thought of the sidewalk part during gym!

  16. kathycakessx3 kathycakessx3
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2010 8:29pm UTC
    life is like photography
    you need negatives to develop ♥;

  17. iNCOMPLETE_xx iNCOMPLETE_xx
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2010 5:14pm UTC
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  18. KissMySass_x33 KissMySass_x33
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2010 2:52pm UTC
    well daddy's little girl
    knows how to party.

  19. avacadokiwi avacadokiwi
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2010 11:57am UTC
    On a scale of Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden,
    how good was my hiding spot?

  20. unrehearsed__ unrehearsed__
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 11:13am UTC
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